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    Thread: Please don't let this be a ROZAP

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      10-05-2012 11:56 AM #1
      Last edited by pops; 10-05-2012 at 12:11 PM.

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      10-05-2012 12:01 PM #2
      Quote Originally Posted by VikingVR6GTI View Post
      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

    3. 10-05-2012 12:02 PM #3
      This is just gold. Pure comedy gold. The look on the face of the "host" of the show is priceless.

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      10-05-2012 12:05 PM #4
      wth?

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      10-05-2012 12:06 PM #5
      Saw this last week. S**t is hilarious!

      *change thread title*

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      10-05-2012 12:10 PM #6
      "hittin dem wallz"
      Quote Originally Posted by Rutledge View Post
      Well, then, I'm here to "ruin" the vortex for you. I'm sorry you hate fun.

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      10-05-2012 12:11 PM #7
      Seriously, I can't get enough. I am in tears.

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      10-05-2012 12:19 PM #8
      Can. Not. Be. Real.

      But hilarious.
      Big Bopper to March Hare..We're still in the game okay? Understand this, that scag, and his floozy....They're gonna die!

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      10-05-2012 12:20 PM #9
      Cannot click link at work. Someone please explain.

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      10-05-2012 12:21 PM #10
      D!ck will make you slap somebody...
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      10-05-2012 12:24 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by Smigelski View Post
      Cannot click link at work. Someone please explain.

    12. 10-05-2012 12:25 PM #12
      A very clinical discussion about how some chick was riding dick that felt so good, she punched the guy in the head. "The penis is a heat seeking missile with information encoded inside it."

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      10-05-2012 12:38 PM #13
      been posted in the funny video thread

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      10-05-2012 12:55 PM #14
      Reverend X's wife?
      Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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      10-05-2012 12:55 PM #15
      It's a rocket!

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      10-05-2012 02:07 PM #16
      Hahahaha
      Quote Originally Posted by butterface View Post
      It isn't whether a government can represent its people that is the best measure of its effectiveness. Rather, it's whether a government is designed to leave its people alone.

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      10-05-2012 02:10 PM #17
      "the dick is encoded with information!"
      ^does this make me a cyborg? If so, Im ok with it.
      wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

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      10-06-2012 10:15 AM #18
      The host's facial expression is priceless.

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      10-06-2012 05:18 PM #19
      ATL

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      10-06-2012 06:52 PM #20
      dear god

      like a horse, she got dem reins!

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      10-06-2012 07:23 PM #21
      Best thing I've seen all day

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      10-06-2012 09:13 PM #23
      This is the reason I don't venture in here very often. I'm dying here, that is so funny.

      The look on her face.....

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      10-07-2012 01:03 AM #24
      Can someone get a screenshot of that please? Like right when she says it. F'n hilarious

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      10-07-2012 09:42 PM #25
      "...the pee-nouse is a very powerful organ..."

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      10-07-2012 09:46 PM #26
      moar...




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      10-08-2012 10:12 AM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by butterface View Post
      Larry

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      10-08-2012 10:16 AM #28
      ...sorta at a loss for words
      Quote Originally Posted by Rutledge View Post
      Well, then, I'm here to "ruin" the vortex for you. I'm sorry you hate fun.
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    29. 10-08-2012 10:22 AM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by 1.8Tquattro View Post
      Reverend X's wife?
      This guy is the best.

      "Jesus, ruler of heaven, and earth, and every god damn thing in between!"

      "STUPID BIOTCH"

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      10-08-2012 10:23 AM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by GsR View Post
      moar...



      She looks so normal until she opens her mouth........

      She's been around for a minute. I've seen these videos at least a year or two ago. Maybe longer.

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      10-08-2012 10:23 AM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by Sizzla View Post
      ATL
      Reppazent!!!
      MemeGate 2012 - First Responder, post #2

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      Mike, quote me in your signature

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