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  1. pops
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    D**k will make you slap somebody

    10-05-2012 11:56 AM #1
    http://videosift.com/video/A-Christi...f-Getting-Dick
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    10-05-2012 12:01 PM #2
    Quote Originally Posted by VikingVR6GTI View Post
    Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.
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    10-05-2012 12:02 PM #3
    This is just gold. Pure comedy gold. The look on the face of the "host" of the show is priceless.
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    10-05-2012 12:05 PM #4
    wth?

    epitome

    I need to follow this... "Not everything you eat has to, or should, taste really f*cking awesome. Sometimes you need to eat 'boring' food to stay healthy.
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    10-05-2012 12:06 PM #5
    Saw this last week. S**t is hilarious!

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    10-05-2012 12:10 PM #6
    "hittin dem wallz"
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    10-05-2012 12:11 PM #7
    Seriously, I can't get enough. I am in tears.
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    10-05-2012 12:19 PM #8
    Can. Not. Be. Real.

    But hilarious.
    Big Bopper to March Hare..We're still in the game okay? Understand this, that scag, and his floozy....They're gonna die!
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    10-05-2012 12:20 PM #9
    Cannot click link at work. Someone please explain.
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    10-05-2012 12:21 PM #10
    D!ck will make you slap somebody...
    "We'll not risk another frontal assault... that rabbit's DYNAMITE!"

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    10-05-2012 12:24 PM #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Smigelski View Post
    Cannot click link at work. Someone please explain.
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    10-05-2012 12:25 PM #12
    A very clinical discussion about how some chick was riding dick that felt so good, she punched the guy in the head. "The penis is a heat seeking missile with information encoded inside it."
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    10-05-2012 12:38 PM #13
    been posted in the funny video thread
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    10-05-2012 12:55 PM #14
    Reverend X's wife?
    Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
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    10-05-2012 12:55 PM #15
    It's a rocket!

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    10-05-2012 02:07 PM #16
    Hahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by RealBLB View Post
    Two hot women exploring the bounds of their sexuality with soft focus and tasteful music like every X-Art movie I've seen is fine, in fact... we should encourage that.
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    10-05-2012 02:10 PM #17
    "the dick is encoded with information!"
    ^does this make me a cyborg? If so, Im ok with it.
    wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

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    10-06-2012 10:15 AM #18
    The host's facial expression is priceless.
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    10-06-2012 05:18 PM #19
    ATL
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    10-06-2012 06:52 PM #20
    dear god

    like a horse, she got dem reins!
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    10-06-2012 07:23 PM #21
    Best thing I've seen all day
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    10-06-2012 09:13 PM #23
    This is the reason I don't venture in here very often. I'm dying here, that is so funny.

    The look on her face.....

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    10-07-2012 01:03 AM #24
    Can someone get a screenshot of that please? Like right when she says it. F'n hilarious
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    10-07-2012 09:42 PM #25
    "...the pee-nouse is a very powerful organ..."
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    10-07-2012 09:46 PM #26
    moar...



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    10-08-2012 10:12 AM #27
    Quote Originally Posted by butterface View Post
    Larry

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    10-08-2012 10:16 AM #28
    ...sorta at a loss for words
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    10-08-2012 10:22 AM #29
    Quote Originally Posted by 1.8Tquattro View Post
    Reverend X's wife?
    This guy is the best.

    "Jesus, ruler of heaven, and earth, and every god damn thing in between!"

    "STUPID BIOTCH"

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    10-08-2012 10:23 AM #30
    Quote Originally Posted by GsR View Post
    moar...



    She looks so normal until she opens her mouth........

    She's been around for a minute. I've seen these videos at least a year or two ago. Maybe longer.
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    10-08-2012 10:23 AM #31
    Quote Originally Posted by Sizzla View Post
    ATL
    Reppazent!!!
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