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    1. 10-07-2012 12:15 PM #1
      what kind of VW does a pirate drive???

    2. 10-07-2012 12:40 PM #2
      An Amarrrrrok?

    3. 10-07-2012 12:53 PM #3
      a golf ARRRRRRRGH

      thats a good one though i didnt think of that one. seems more pirate-y than a R

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      10-09-2012 02:01 AM #4
      great thread, would read again
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      10-09-2012 02:05 AM #5
      I've nailed a lot of dumb whores. But none of them have been dumber than the person who thought of this joke.
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      Seems like it would be pretty self explanatory. Just hand the guy a bomb and an IKEA level instruction sheet and call it day.
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      10-09-2012 02:18 AM #6
      Holy kuntfuk this is stupid.
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    7. 10-09-2012 09:38 PM #7
      one of the techs at the garage i work at told me that one.... so bad that i had to share

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      10-10-2012 12:18 PM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by weirdkid View Post
      one of the techs at the garage i work at told me that one.... so bad that i had to share

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