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    really bad joke

    10-07-2012 11:15 AM #1
    what kind of VW does a pirate drive???
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    10-07-2012 11:40 AM #2
    An Amarrrrrok?
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    10-07-2012 11:53 AM #3
    a golf ARRRRRRRGH

    thats a good one though i didnt think of that one. seems more pirate-y than a R
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    10-09-2012 01:01 AM #4
    great thread, would read again
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    10-09-2012 01:05 AM #5
    I've nailed a lot of dumb whores. But none of them have been dumber than the person who thought of this joke.
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    10-09-2012 01:18 AM #6
    Holy kuntfuk this is stupid.
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    10-09-2012 08:38 PM #7
    one of the techs at the garage i work at told me that one.... so bad that i had to share
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    10-10-2012 11:18 AM #8
    Quote Originally Posted by weirdkid View Post
    one of the techs at the garage i work at told me that one.... so bad that i had to share
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