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      10-07-2012 09:53 PM #1
      Trim? Shave? All natural? How do the men of OT upkeep their private gardens?

      I feel that it is a bit hypocritical to expect my woman to keep it smooth down below if I don't manage myself somehow. I have tried many different things, from using a beard trimmer to keep it trimmed to lathering and shaving it all off. One problem I run into though is how to keep the coin purse smooth. I don't trust myself with a razor down there, and electric trimmers really hurt when they catch some skin (and never get it as close as I would want). Using a razor on the rest is no problem, but I feel I would end up a bloody mess if I tried to shave the ol' scrote, and I have heard from a friend that Nair can burn.

      Any tips or tricks?
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      Look...we know what Chris Harris thinks of the FR-S, and now we know what Jay Leno thinks, but what do 20 year old euro humping TCL'ers driving 10 year old golfs and who jerk it to TDIs think?! I don't think we've heard from them yet...

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      10-07-2012 09:57 PM #2
      I just buzz it with my beard trimmer and the shortest guard that comes with it, although lately I've just let it go because I'm getting zero f***ing action even though I'm seeing someone?

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      10-07-2012 10:09 PM #4
      I don't bother - I don't understand this trend of anti body hair that has been going on. I don't like my wife looking like a 10 year old girl, don't get that at all.........

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      BLB furry like bear down there.

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      10-07-2012 10:14 PM #6
      Trimmed & tidy.
      Now go get your shinebox

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      10-07-2012 10:20 PM #7
      you haven't lived until you've nicked your ballsac.
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      10-07-2012 10:24 PM #8
      I will trim, but I don't buzz.


      My legs, chest and stomach are hairy enough to where buzzed would just look stupid. I don't mess with the torso portions. I'm a guy. Plus, while some women don't like body hair, others find it very masculine.

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      10-07-2012 10:33 PM #10
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      10-07-2012 10:41 PM #11
      I've trimmed down there a few times, gets a bit itchy. I'm not opposed to doing it but no need to perform this on a regular basis.

      I am going to do some laser on my back an shoulders and neck because I keep a buzz cut on the ol' head. Those areas grow much faster than my thinning head hair so I look strange without a shirt and with t-shirt collars.

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      10-07-2012 10:53 PM #12
      I take a scissor to the bush when it gets out of control...... Shave the sac and under with a razor. My brother took a shower at my place and asked why I had 2 razors. I said one is for my face and one is for........... and he stopped me right there and said, Whoaaa Whooaaaa I don't want to know.
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      10-07-2012 10:59 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by MeineFolks'wagen View Post
      I don't bother - I don't understand this trend of anti body hair that has been going on. I don't like my wife looking like a 10 year old girl, don't get that at all.........
      I don't think that going completely bare is desirable, but keeping the yard mowed is good. Cleaner, better looking, makes your junk look bigger. Sort of like the difference between a scraggly hobo beard and a nicely trimmed goatee.
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      10-07-2012 11:18 PM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
      I don't think that going completely bare is desirable, but keeping the yard mowed is good. Cleaner, better looking, makes your junk look bigger. Sort of like the difference between a scraggly hobo beard and a nicely trimmed goatee.
      this is definitely a valid argument. reasonably trimmed...you are a man, not a per-pubescent boy or grizzly bear.
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      10-07-2012 11:19 PM #15
      I just keep it trimmed enough that I don't feel like I'm looking down on Buckwheat smoking a cigar.
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      10-07-2012 11:43 PM #16
      Whatever the number 1 guard is on my trimmer
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      10-07-2012 11:58 PM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by MeineFolks'wagen View Post
      I don't bother - I don't understand this trend of anti body hair that has been going on. I don't like my wife looking like a 10 year old girl, don't get that at all.........
      Less hair = less sweat getting caught in said hair = less funk

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      10-08-2012 12:12 AM #18
      Gotta keep it tidy. It's all about moderation.
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      10-08-2012 12:15 AM #19
      I performed a scientific study that came to the conclusion "less hair = more BJs" so, umm, yeah.

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      10-08-2012 12:35 AM #21
      Quote Originally Posted by OOOO-A3 View Post
      Nope, that thread is about women's privates. Just read the poll question
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      Quote Originally Posted by pwm View Post
      Look...we know what Chris Harris thinks of the FR-S, and now we know what Jay Leno thinks, but what do 20 year old euro humping TCL'ers driving 10 year old golfs and who jerk it to TDIs think?! I don't think we've heard from them yet...

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      10-08-2012 12:42 AM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by JMTombstone View Post
      Nope, that thread is about women's privates. Just read the poll question
      Nope, that thread evolved into full-on ball-shaving discussion. Just read the whole thread.

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      10-08-2012 01:43 AM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by matoo View Post
      I just keep it trimmed enough that I don't feel like I'm looking down on Buckwheat smoking a cigar.
      Quote Originally Posted by A Gruesome Time View Post
      Whatever the number 1 guard is on my trimmer
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Gotta keep it tidy. It's all about moderation.
      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      I performed a scientific study that came to the conclusion "less hair = more BJs" so, umm, yeah.
      As requested by girl friends and wives. So they dont have to bushwack to ... well
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      10-08-2012 01:47 AM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by OOOO-A3 View Post
      Nope, that thread evolved into full-on ball-shaving discussion. Just read the whole thread.
      Manscaping isn't mentioned until the 3rd page (out of 4 pages). The fact of the matter is the thread itself was started to discuss womens privates, not mens. Just because ball-shaving was talked about in it does not change that fact. I could prob find something about ball shaving in the "Official Homo Thread", but that doesn't mean I am not going to create a thread dedicated to the specific topic. If it bothers you, don't post. My post is definitely not a repost since there was no thread started on the basis of discussing mens ball grooming rituals before this one.
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      Quote Originally Posted by pwm View Post
      Look...we know what Chris Harris thinks of the FR-S, and now we know what Jay Leno thinks, but what do 20 year old euro humping TCL'ers driving 10 year old golfs and who jerk it to TDIs think?! I don't think we've heard from them yet...

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      10-08-2012 01:48 AM #25
      All natural baby.

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      10-08-2012 02:05 AM #26
      Used to shave bald...
      Until that awkward moment realizing im the only dude without dick hairs in the jail showers
      Now I simply trim just in case I'm locked up abruptly again

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      10-08-2012 02:23 AM #27
      #1 clip from head to toe.

      I just stand in the shower once every couple of weeks, while my lady shaves my head, pits and balls.

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      10-08-2012 02:23 AM #28
      I have a dedicated beard trimmer but the battery is really old and doesn't hold a charge so I have to plan manscaping sessions at least 8 hours in advance.

      I feel lighter after trimming and besides, no girl needs extra floss during sexy time. :p

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      10-08-2012 03:00 AM #29
      Everything from the neck up is shaved clean all summer... Mountain man beard all winter.

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      10-08-2012 03:39 AM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      Less hair = less sweat getting caught in said hair = less funk
      I would like to voice my approval of this.
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      10-08-2012 08:06 AM #31
      I use this down below and a razor on my balls

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      10-08-2012 08:24 AM #32
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27
      Less hair = less sweat getting caught in said hair = less funk
      This

      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      I performed a scientific study that came to the conclusion "less hair = more BJs" so, umm, yeah.
      The results of my study mirror those of your study. Science works.

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      10-08-2012 08:46 AM #33
      I can't bring myself to use a razor on my sac...

      I generally attack the area with clippers to get it as short as possible.

      As for the rest of me- the hair on my shoulders, chest and back gets pretty long. I trim that down without any attachments. The wife does my back...

    34. 10-08-2012 08:55 AM #34
      shave it all off with my gilette fusion. my balls end up looking like a turkey neck.

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      10-08-2012 09:16 AM #35
      Mens Brazilian wax = Doug out or so I'm told....
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