I just buzz it with my beard trimmer and the shortest guard that comes with it, although lately I've just let it go because I'm getting zero f***ing action even though I'm seeing someone?
#1
Trim? Shave? All natural? How do the men of OT upkeep their private gardens?
I feel that it is a bit hypocritical to expect my woman to keep it smooth down below if I don't manage myself somehow. I have tried many different things, from using a beard trimmer to keep it trimmed to lathering and shaving it all off. One problem I run into though is how to keep the coin purse smooth. I don't trust myself with a razor down there, and electric trimmers really hurt when they catch some skin (and never get it as close as I would want). Using a razor on the rest is no problem, but I feel I would end up a bloody mess if I tried to shave the ol' scrote, and I have heard from a friend that Nair can burn.
Any tips or tricks?
#2
I just buzz it with my beard trimmer and the shortest guard that comes with it, although lately I've just let it go because I'm getting zero f***ing action even though I'm seeing someone?
#3
35 laser hair removal treatments![]()
MemeGate 2012 - First Responder, post #2
Originally Posted by .skully.
#4
I don't bother - I don't understand this trend of anti body hair that has been going on. I don't like my wife looking like a 10 year old girl, don't get that at all.........
#7
you haven't lived until you've nicked your ballsac.
welcome to the layer cake
#8
I will trim, but I don't buzz.
My legs, chest and stomach are hairy enough to where buzzed would just look stupid.I don't mess with the torso portions. I'm a guy. Plus, while some women don't like body hair, others find it very masculine.
#10
I like to disguise myself as a young boy, but you know... with man-sized equipment, of course![]()
#11
I've trimmed down there a few times, gets a bit itchy. I'm not opposed to doing it but no need to perform this on a regular basis.
I am going to do some laser on my back an shoulders and neck because I keep a buzz cut on the ol' head. Those areas grow much faster than my thinning head hair so I look strange without a shirt and with t-shirt collars.
Beer geeks on Vortex, join us: The only beer thread that matters
#12
I take a scissor to the bush when it gets out of control...... Shave the sac and under with a razor. My brother took a shower at my place and asked why I had 2 razors. I said one is for my face and one is for........... and he stopped me right there and said, Whoaaa Whooaaaa I don't want to know.
VW's from my past.
1986 Scirocco 16v, 1998 Jetta GLX Vr6, 2002 Passat 1.8t, 2005 Passat 1.8t, 2009 Passat 2.0t.
#13
The Cooking Animal is my side project: a blog for horngry food geeks. Check it out!
#14
#15
I just keep it trimmed enough that I don't feel like I'm looking down on Buckwheat smoking a cigar.
If you love your motorcycle, let it go. If it comes back to you, you've high sided
#16
Whatever the number 1 guard is on my trimmer
I've got a bunch of high end vintage audio gear I'm clearing out, restored Marantz 4270 - better than new condition; Pioneer SX-5590, 8/10; Concept 16.5, 8/10 cosmetically - 10/10 function. Various high end vintage speakers: Rectilinear Research, AR, Kenwood, Infinity, McIntosh, Leslie 251. PM me for details, clearing out to finance home theater upgrade.
#18
Gotta keep it tidy. It's all about moderation.
Free "The GOD DAMN RANT Thread"!
#19
I performed a scientific study that came to the conclusion "less hair = more BJs" so, umm, yeah.
S2000 • TSX
#21
#22
#23
"Never attribute to maliciousness that which can be attributed to stupidity."
#24
Manscaping isn't mentioned until the 3rd page (out of 4 pages). The fact of the matter is the thread itself was started to discuss womens privates, not mens. Just because ball-shaving was talked about in it does not change that fact. I could prob find something about ball shaving in the "Official Homo Thread", but that doesn't mean I am not going to create a thread dedicated to the specific topic. If it bothers you, don't post. My post is definitely not a repost since there was no thread started on the basis of discussing mens ball grooming rituals before this one.
#26
Used to shave bald...
Until that awkward moment realizing im the only dude without dick hairs in the jail showers
Now I simply trim just in case I'm locked up abruptly again![]()
#27
#1 clip from head to toe.
I just stand in the shower once every couple of weeks, while my lady shaves my head, pits and balls.![]()
#28
I have a dedicated beard trimmer but the battery is really old and doesn't hold a charge so I have to plan manscaping sessions at least 8 hours in advance.
I feel lighter after trimming and besides, no girl needs extra floss during sexy time. :p
Former Rides: 2007 GTI Stage II+ | 1979 Fiat 2000 Spider | 2001 Focus ZX3
#29
Everything from the neck up is shaved clean all summer... Mountain man beard all winter.![]()
#30
A(u). Klasse A, unbeschrankt, ungedrosselt
Compared to a British roadster, all Volkswagens are reliable!
nevAr Lose - DE Minister of Foreign Affairs - IPROfftopikstan
#32
#33
I can't bring myself to use a razor on my sac...
I generally attack the area with clippers to get it as short as possible.
As for the rest of me- the hair on my shoulders, chest and back gets pretty long. I trim that down without any attachments. The wife does my back...
#34
shave it all off with my gilette fusion. my balls end up looking like a turkey neck.