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  1. 10-12-2012 03:36 PM #1
    Especially if you had this chick as your instructor. Why would you ever keep a log of your clientele is beyond me.
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    10-12-2012 03:41 PM #2
    just post a damn link. No need to hid it in the sentence

    but ya would smash
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    10-12-2012 03:47 PM #3
    wouldn't pay

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    10-12-2012 03:48 PM #4
    I'm so proud of my state! It even made the Jim Rome radio show today


    Last edited by Egilbe; 10-12-2012 at 03:58 PM.
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    10-12-2012 03:58 PM #5
    Quote Originally Posted by mavric_ac View Post
    but ya would smash
    edit, beaten to the pics!




    also, google the creepy business partner... yikes!


    googling her name though i get all sorts of "modeling" pictures back... should have been obvious

  6. 10-12-2012 05:18 PM #6
    Would smash repeatedly.

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    10-12-2012 05:36 PM #7
    All I wanna do is zumba-zumb-zumb-zumb and a boom-boom.

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    10-12-2012 05:54 PM #8
    Quote Originally Posted by crookedarm View Post
    All I wanna do is zumba-zumb-zumb-zumb and a boom-boom.
    well played
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    10-12-2012 08:17 PM #10
    Some female friends of mine from Southern Maine want to print up t-shirts that say "I went to Zumba and didn't make any money"
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    10-12-2012 09:02 PM #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Egilbe View Post
    Some female friends of mine from Southern Maine want to print up t-shirts that say "I went to Zumba and didn't make any money"
    Hahaha! That's awesome!

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    10-13-2012 03:10 PM #12
    google search her name and xhamster.

    the ending.
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  13. 10-13-2012 04:15 PM #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Gaki View Post
    google search her name and xhamster.

    the ending.
    That's what I thought too.

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    10-13-2012 07:42 PM #14
    iirc, she owns a Golf; seen it in a video she was being talked to while in her car...
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    10-13-2012 10:16 PM #16
    A friend of a friend works on the KPD and had to review over 100 of the home movies and record the sex acts and the exchange of money and also ID the men in the videos. Apparently other people on the PD were getting rather sick of listerning to all of the pron lol

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    10-13-2012 10:20 PM #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Corrado_from_hell View Post
    A friend of a friend works on the KPD and had to review over 100 of the home movies and record the sex acts and the exchange of money and also ID the men in the videos. Apparently other people on the PD were getting rather sick of listerning to all of the pron lol

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    10-14-2012 01:44 AM #18
    I was going to make this a thread, but had seen it was already done. I'm just wondering who will be in the list of Johns if that ever gets released.
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    10-14-2012 05:32 AM #19
    I always read about these sluts but never run into them in real life

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    10-14-2012 06:31 AM #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Late Apex View Post
    I always read about these sluts but never run into them in real life
    I know a great and respected regional (not just local) Zumba teacher, and she as well as all of her colleagues are (as far as I know) clean. You might want to run into different women.
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    10-14-2012 09:44 AM #21
    Quote Originally Posted by feels_road View Post
    I know a great and respected regional (not just local) Zumba teacher, and she as well as all of her colleagues are (as far as I know) clean. You might want to run into different women.
    Do you mean "clean" in the same sense that Juarez taxi-cab drivers mean "clean" when they ask if you want a "clean" girls
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    10-14-2012 12:17 PM #22
    would be hot, minus the hundreds of other dudes she's been with...(and to the boner killers thread this one goes).
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    10-14-2012 12:29 PM #23
    Quote Originally Posted by compy222 View Post
    would be hot, minus the hundreds of other dudes she's been with...(and to the boner killers thread this one goes).
    In this case, hundreds is no exaggeration
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    Tax? I don't mind paying state sales tax. Every time a see a pothole, a school that is falling down or a canceled essential state program, I remind myself why.
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    10-14-2012 12:48 PM #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Egilbe View Post
    In this case, hundreds is no exaggeration
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    10-15-2012 10:03 AM #25
    Today's Groupon was for 10 or 20 Zumba classes. I chuckled a little bit.

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    10-15-2012 12:18 PM #26
    Nice. Maine FTW!

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    10-15-2012 02:01 PM #28
    That's a pretty solid amount of sex.

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    10-15-2012 02:20 PM #29
    Quote Originally Posted by feels_road View Post
    I know a great and respected regional (not just local) Zumba teacher
    I chuckle to imagine the disdain with which a "regional" Zumba instructor corrects those who mistake her as a "just local" Zumba instructor.

  30. 10-16-2012 09:52 AM #30
    I'll just leave this here:

    http://kennebunkpolice.org/showStory...oryID=20121015

    Also, it just struck me that it should have been obvious that there was some funny business going on at this Zumba studio. No man goes to Zumba just to go to Zumba.

    Oh, and


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    10-16-2012 11:42 AM #31
    Went on a cruise last month and thoroughly enjoyed the poolside view of a Zumba session/class. Bangin' female bodies dancing around while I enjoyed my $4.00 beer made the terrible headcold I was suffering seem a whole lot less terrible.

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    10-16-2012 12:17 PM #32
    Thats my home state!
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    10-17-2012 11:53 AM #33
    There is a video that surfaced with her dancing naked in her studio. She's not bad looking and has a pretty nice body.
    Quote Originally Posted by winstonsmith84 View Post
    Tax? I don't mind paying state sales tax. Every time a see a pothole, a school that is falling down or a canceled essential state program, I remind myself why.
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    535 members of congress plus 1 pres screwing us all the time...that's dirty pirate hooker level gang rape.

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    10-17-2012 12:03 PM #34
    When this list hits its going to be one ****ty day for a bunch of guys.
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  35. 10-17-2012 12:11 PM #35
    Quote Originally Posted by Egilbe View Post
    There is a video that surfaced with her dancing naked in her studio. She's not bad looking and has a pretty nice body.
    This is relevant to my interests, and will be sought out.

    Quote Originally Posted by spdfrek View Post
    When this list hits its going to be one ****ty day for a bunch of guys.
    Partial list in the link I posted above.

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