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    10-12-2012 10:13 PM #1
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    10-13-2012 08:50 AM #2
    "Guess which one of these men has never been with a girl.




    Trick question. NONE of them have"


    But seriously, if one of them hasn't, its the guy in that stupid ass hat on the right. Who the fcuk wears those?!?!
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    10-13-2012 08:55 AM #3
    Maybe he likes the cock? Ever think about that? Huh? Did you? Didn't think so.
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    10-13-2012 09:55 AM #4
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  5. 10-13-2012 10:19 AM #5
    Just to clarify the hat and hoodie, I got to this "camp wedding" and my clothes were not warm enough, so I went to the Wal-Mart and bought both. They were super warm. I don't mind looking ridiculous for warmth.

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    10-13-2012 10:25 AM #6
    Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
    "Guess which one of these men has never been with a girl.




    Trick question. NONE of them have"


    But seriously, if one of them hasn't, its the guy in that stupid ass hat on the right. Who the fcuk wears those?!?!
    You've very clearly never been to the pnw.
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    10-13-2012 10:25 AM #7
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    10-13-2012 10:36 AM #8
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    10-13-2012 10:48 AM #9
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    Dead. Why? This is pretty much the gamut of ways guys in their mid 20 to mid 30 dress around here.
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    10-13-2012 12:15 PM #10
    They look like extras from the GSIII commercial.

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    10-13-2012 12:24 PM #11
    Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
    But seriously, if one of them hasn't, its the guy in that stupid ass hat on the right. Who the fcuk wears those?!?!
    my roommate brought me back a beanie exactly like that this week from peru. instead of moose it has llamas all the way around. i'm digging it.

    so in short, you shut your whore mouth.

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    10-13-2012 03:07 PM #12
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    And now we observe Appleistas in the wild. You'll note that the Appleistas are as mocked as Scientologists, only they do not have the money, power, and celebrity that most Scientologists enjoy.
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    10-13-2012 04:05 PM #13
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    10-13-2012 04:49 PM #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Basscase View Post
    You've very clearly never been to the pnw.
    Whoa whoa whoa there. I lived in Seattle one summer
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    10-13-2012 05:14 PM #15
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    Why you can't do flash mobs with people using Iphone 5 maps.
    This is supposed to be a Starbucks.
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    10-13-2012 05:26 PM #16
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    Guess which one of these guys is tweeting?

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    10-13-2012 05:31 PM #17
    ^^^BHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rutledge View Post
    Well, then, I'm here to "ruin" the vortex for you. I'm sorry you hate fun.

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    10-14-2012 03:00 PM #18
    I got it,
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    10-14-2012 03:38 PM #19
    i bet they are looking at the mkIV forums.
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    10-14-2012 03:53 PM #20





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    10-14-2012 05:01 PM #21
    "We walked 10 feet from the cabin so we better check in on facebook to update our location"

    "Lets take some beautiful pics on our camping trip then fukc them up with intagram, because that's what really makes you a good photographer"

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    10-15-2012 10:07 AM #22
    Quote Originally Posted by winstonsmith84 View Post
    He did this at 22 old. He is world strongest man. President Obama ordered him to stop but truth must come out. Buy silver in middle of week.

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    10-15-2012 12:01 PM #23
    I'd caption it: "Seattle hipsters go 'camping' out in Twilight country so they can mock it while drinking beer-based cocktails and listening to Alt-J (wait, that was so two weeks ago, and too mainstream)."

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    10-15-2012 03:53 PM #24
    My younger brother told me about an awesome game he plays with his friends when they go out to bars:

    Phones in the center of the table. First person to touch their phone buys a round.

    I'm in love with the idea, because I CANNOT STAND WHEN PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO PLAY ON THEIR PHONE IN A SOCIAL SETTING.

    Yup, I feel better now.

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    10-15-2012 03:55 PM #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Manu44 View Post
    Maybe he likes the ****? Ever think about that? Huh? Did you? Didn't think so.
    That would explain that hat then
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    Fu(k a signature, you should be just introducing yourself with that. "hi my name is chilled man and i can bench all four of you skinny bitches, or find us a midget and I'll squat all five of ya." I'm impressed.
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    10-15-2012 04:09 PM #26
    Quote Originally Posted by GoRacers View Post
    My younger brother told me about an awesome game he plays with his friends when they go out to bars:

    Phones in the center of the table. First person to touch their phone buys a round.

    I'm in love with the idea, because I CANNOT STAND WHEN PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO PLAY ON THEIR PHONE IN A SOCIAL SETTING.

    Yup, I feel better now.
    I've done this with friends. Its fun. It actual forces conversation and encourages people to go talk to other friends or girls. Win win.

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