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      01-11-2013 04:00 PM #1
      I like to play a game sometimes in my head where, if I see someone walking in a parking lot keys in hand (obviously going to their car), I look around and try to figure out which car might be theirs based on their mannerism(s) or appearance.

      So today I'm in a parking lot behind a Subway restaurant, waiting in my truck to pick something up. There are 5 spaces in the parking lot "aisle" where I'm parked. Me, two F-250 type contractor looking trucks, a baby blue VW Eos, and an S-10 pickup.

      This hunky looking guy comes out of the Subway. Gruff looking face, work boots, dirty jeans, probably 250 lbs and looked pretty ripped. Has "construction worker" written all over him.

      He's walking right towards my parking area, so I scope out the vehicles near me and place my bets. I say the F-250 with the ladder racks is probably his. Second guess is the S-10.

      He walks right up to the baby blue Eos, unlocks the door, and gets in. I have to hide my laughter so he doesn't kick my face in

      I know, I know, CSB.

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      01-11-2013 04:04 PM #2
      There be bears in these woods...
      Of course, I could be wrong. Make a case for why, if you like.

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      01-11-2013 04:04 PM #3
      Quote Originally Posted by emmettlodge View Post
      So today I'm in a parking lot behind a Subway restaurant, waiting in my truck to pick something up.
      The only thing to pick up behind a Subway restaurant is the Clap.

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      01-11-2013 04:05 PM #4
      GF's car.

      For a while, I thought of getting a magnet that said "THIS IS MY WIFE'S CAR, NOT MINE!" on it for when I drove around in my wife's white MkV.

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      01-11-2013 04:06 PM #6
      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      For a while, I thought of getting a magnet that said "THIS IS MY WIFE'S CAR, NOT MINE!" on it for when I drove around in my wife's white MkV.
      You have insecurity issues.
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      01-11-2013 04:07 PM #7
      hipsters...

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      01-11-2013 04:11 PM #8
      Looks can be deceiving. My wife and I were in Rome had just done the Vatican walk-through and I was hanging out at the outdoor cafe that everyone spills out into .She went to the bathroom and I was waiting on her.

      At the table next to me are two big burly guys in Wrangler jeans, cowboy boots (real ones, not those sissy ropers) and plaid flannel shirts. Both of them had big handlebar mustaches. At first I was like...



      Obvious American tourists are obvious. Figured they were from Texas, too.

      Then one of them says something... "Hurdy gurdy gurdy gurdy erben durd, burby." Sounded like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets. I guess they were some kind of Scandinavians.

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      01-11-2013 04:19 PM #9
      More often than not, it seems like the tall oafy types love tiny cars like the Miata or a MINI while the short stalky types love their lifted trucks.

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      01-11-2013 04:21 PM #10
      Last week I watched a little Vietnamese older man drive off in a lifted 2500hd w/ drop-in HIDs and black wheels. I told my wife that I thought it was a little strange.

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      01-11-2013 04:21 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      GF's car.

      For a while, I thought of getting a magnet that said "THIS IS MY WIFE'S CAR, NOT MINE!" on it for when I drove around in my wife's white MkV.
      White Jettas, from what I recall - are almost exclusively the rides of college/sorority chicks.

      Hell, what do I know? I own an older red one and owned a black mkIV jetta...chick car!

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      01-11-2013 04:26 PM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by 2.0T_Convert View Post
      You have insecurity issues.
      Welcome to TCL

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      01-11-2013 04:35 PM #13
      As soon as I read blue eos, I knew that was it...

      something like this probably (but in an eos), hense the convertible

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      01-11-2013 04:36 PM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by 2.0T_Convert View Post
      You have insecurity issues.


      have you seen his other posts about jettas...
      youd think he grows a vagina just walking by the thing

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      01-11-2013 04:41 PM #15
      Quote Originally Posted by ValveCoverGasket View Post


      have you seen his other posts about jettas...
      youd think he grows a vagina just walking by the thing
      I have to hold my D every morning when I walk past it just to keep it from falling off!!

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      01-11-2013 04:42 PM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by 2.0T_Convert View Post
      You have insecurity issues.
      I don't want to get you all excited about bear hunting if you see me driving around.

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      01-11-2013 04:44 PM #17
      Not exactly sure what I expected clicking on this thread, not exactly sure what's going on in here as I leave.

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      01-11-2013 04:44 PM #18
      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      GF's car.

      For a while, I thought of getting a magnet that said "THIS IS MY WIFE'S CAR, NOT MINE!" on it for when I drove around in my wife's white MkV.
      Ha... I am driving a borrowed '99 Corolla w/ a personalized "Stefnys" plate right now while my Jetta is in the shop. When people look all at me, I just tell them "relax... she's in the trunk".

      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      White Jettas, from what I recall - are almost exclusively the rides of college/sorority chicks.
      Oh gawd... I drive a white Jetta too! Wha..wha... what does this mean?

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      01-11-2013 04:44 PM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by ValveCoverGasket View Post


      have you seen his other posts about jettas...
      youd think he grows a vagina just walking by the thing
      Lots and lots of money spent...

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      01-11-2013 04:45 PM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by Geesixty View Post
      Oh gawd... I drive a white Jetta too! Wha..wha... what does this mean?
      That thing rolling around on the floor is your D.

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      01-11-2013 04:51 PM #21
      Quote Originally Posted by emmettlodge View Post
      I like to play a game sometimes in my head where, if I see someone walking in a parking lot keys in hand (obviously going to their car), I look around and try to figure out which car might be theirs based on their mannerism(s) or appearance.

      So today I'm in a parking lot behind a Subway restaurant, waiting in my truck to pick something up. There are 5 spaces in the parking lot "aisle" where I'm parked. Me, two F-250 type contractor looking trucks, a baby blue VW Eos, and an S-10 pickup.

      This hunky looking guy comes out of the Subway. Gruff looking face, work boots, dirty jeans, probably 250 lbs and looked pretty ripped. Has "construction worker" written all over him.

      He's walking right towards my parking area, so I scope out the vehicles near me and place my bets. I say the F-250 with the ladder racks is probably his. Second guess is the S-10.

      He walks right up to the baby blue Eos, unlocks the door, and gets in. I have to hide my laughter so he doesn't kick my face in

      I know, I know, CSB.
      Obviously real men drive an EOS!

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      01-11-2013 04:51 PM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by gas, meet foot View Post
      There be bears in these woods...
      Underrated post, right here

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      01-11-2013 04:54 PM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by emmettlodge View Post
      So this Hunky Guy Comes Out of Subway...

      I like to play a game sometimes in my head where, if I see someone walking in a parking lot keys in hand (obviously going to their car), I look around and try to figure out which car might be theirs based on their mannerism(s) or appearance.

      So today I'm in a parking lot behind a Subway restaurant, waiting in my truck to pick something up. There are 5 spaces in the parking lot "aisle" where I'm parked. Me, two F-250 type contractor looking trucks, a baby blue VW Eos, and an S-10 pickup.

      This hunky looking guy comes out of the Subway. Gruff looking face, work boots, dirty jeans, probably 250 lbs and looked pretty ripped. Has "construction worker" written all over him.

      He's walking right towards my parking area, so I scope out the vehicles near me and place my bets. I say the F-250 with the ladder racks is probably his. Second guess is the S-10.

      He walks right up to the baby blue Eos, unlocks the door, and gets in. I have to hide my laughter so he doesn't kick my face in

      I know, I know, CSB.


      you leave me questioning your sexuality...

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      01-11-2013 05:26 PM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by emmettlodge View Post
      I like to play a game in a parking lot (obviously), I look around and try to based on their appearance pick something up.

      This hunky looking guy comes out of the Subway. Gruff looking face, work boots, dirty jeans, probably 250 lbs and looked pretty ripped. Has "construction worker" written all over him.

      He's walking right towards my area, so I scope out the racks.

      He walks right up baby, unlocks the door, and gets in. I hide so he does my face
      I think you used a few too many words so I got rid of them for you. Hope you don't mind ....
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      01-11-2013 05:28 PM #25
      PIITB?

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      01-11-2013 05:31 PM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      I don't want to get you all excited about bear hunting if you see me driving around.
      Do you even qualify as a bear?

      You could be an otter for all I know and no I don't hunt either.
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      01-11-2013 05:33 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by gonzo08452 View Post
      Last week I watched a little Vietnamese older man drive off in a lifted 2500hd w/ drop-in HIDs and black wheels. I told my wife that I thought it was a little strange.
      My boss at my previous job was a shorter Asian guy. Aside from a 996, RS4 and an Aston Martin V8 Vantage S, he also drove a lifted F250 Crew Cab with big tires .

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      01-11-2013 05:36 PM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by ValveCoverGasket View Post


      have you seen his other posts about jettas...
      youd think he grows a vagina just walking by the thing
      I lost it right there LOL

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      01-11-2013 05:38 PM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      White Jettas, from what I recall - are almost exclusively the rides of college/sorority chicks.

      Hell, what do I know? I own an older red one and owned a black mkIV jetta...chick car!
      Black Jettas are reserved exclusively for ex-girlfriends:



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      01-11-2013 05:43 PM #30
      Also, wtf is a "hunky" guy?

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      01-11-2013 05:48 PM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by VadGTI View Post
      Black Jettas are reserved exclusively for ex-girlfriends:



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      I drive a black Jetta though
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      01-11-2013 05:49 PM #32
      Quote Originally Posted by dieselraver View Post
      you leave me questioning your sexuality...
      I can assure you, there is no need to question. I am just as sexy as I've always been.

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      01-11-2013 05:50 PM #33
      Quote Originally Posted by VadGTI View Post
      Also, wtf is a "hunky" guy?

      Sent from a rotary-dial phone using Edna the Small Town Operator
      I'll let you do the Google Image searching for yourself.

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      01-11-2013 05:54 PM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by gas, meet foot View Post
      There be bears in these woods...
      eye see what you did there
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