So This Hunky Guy Comes Out of Subway...

[emmettlodge]

I like to play a game sometimes in my head where, if I see someone walking in a parking lot keys in hand (obviously going to their car), I look around and try to figure out which car might be theirs based on their mannerism(s) or appearance.

So today I'm in a parking lot behind a Subway restaurant, waiting in my truck to pick something up. There are 5 spaces in the parking lot "aisle" where I'm parked. Me, two F-250 type contractor looking trucks, a baby blue VW Eos, and an S-10 pickup.

This hunky looking guy comes out of the Subway. Gruff looking face, work boots, dirty jeans, probably 250 lbs and looked pretty ripped. Has "construction worker" written all over him.

He's walking right towards my parking area, so I scope out the vehicles near me and place my bets. I say the F-250 with the ladder racks is probably his. Second guess is the S-10.

He walks right up to the baby blue Eos, unlocks the door, and gets in. I have to hide my laughter so he doesn't kick my face in

I know, I know, CSB.

[gas, meet foot]

There be bears in these woods...

[Hostile]

So today I'm in a parking lot behind a Subway restaurant, waiting in my truck to pick something up.

The only thing to pick up behind a Subway restaurant is the Clap.

[Chris Stack]

GF's car.

For a while, I thought of getting a magnet that said "THIS IS MY WIFE'S CAR, NOT MINE!" on it for when I drove around in my wife's white MkV.

[Spd33]

Village People revival in town?

[2.0T_Convert]

For a while, I thought of getting a magnet that said "THIS IS MY WIFE'S CAR, NOT MINE!" on it for when I drove around in my wife's white MkV.

You have insecurity issues.

[jumbo11]

hipsters...

[Seabird]

Looks can be deceiving. My wife and I were in Rome had just done the Vatican walk-through and I was hanging out at the outdoor cafe that everyone spills out into .She went to the bathroom and I was waiting on her.

At the table next to me are two big burly guys in Wrangler jeans, cowboy boots (real ones, not those sissy ropers) and plaid flannel shirts. Both of them had big handlebar mustaches. At first I was like...



Obvious American tourists are obvious. Figured they were from Texas, too.

Then one of them says something... "Hurdy gurdy gurdy gurdy erben durd, burby." Sounded like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets. I guess they were some kind of Scandinavians.

Never judge a book!

[masa8888]

More often than not, it seems like the tall oafy types love tiny cars like the Miata or a MINI while the short stalky types love their lifted trucks.

[gonzo08452]

Last week I watched a little Vietnamese older man drive off in a lifted 2500hd w/ drop-in HIDs and black wheels. I told my wife that I thought it was a little strange.

[Tornado2dr]

GF's car.

For a while, I thought of getting a magnet that said "THIS IS MY WIFE'S CAR, NOT MINE!" on it for when I drove around in my wife's white MkV.

White Jettas, from what I recall - are almost exclusively the rides of college/sorority chicks.

Hell, what do I know? I own an older red one and owned a black mkIV jetta...chick car!

[caj1]

You have insecurity issues.

Welcome to TCL

[jettaglis]

As soon as I read blue eos, I knew that was it...

something like this probably (but in an eos), hense the convertible

[ValveCoverGasket]

You have insecurity issues.

have you seen his other posts about jettas...
youd think he grows a vagina just walking by the thing

[Chris Stack]

have you seen his other posts about jettas...
youd think he grows a vagina just walking by the thing

I have to hold my D every morning when I walk past it just to keep it from falling off!!

[Chris Stack]

You have insecurity issues.

I don't want to get you all excited about bear hunting if you see me driving around.

[thegoose]

Not exactly sure what I expected clicking on this thread, not exactly sure what's going on in here as I leave.

[Geesixty]

GF's car.

For a while, I thought of getting a magnet that said "THIS IS MY WIFE'S CAR, NOT MINE!" on it for when I drove around in my wife's white MkV.

Ha... I am driving a borrowed '99 Corolla w/ a personalized "Stefnys" plate right now while my Jetta is in the shop. When people look all at me, I just tell them "relax... she's in the trunk".

White Jettas, from what I recall - are almost exclusively the rides of college/sorority chicks.

Oh gawd... I drive a white Jetta too! Wha..wha... what does this mean?

[Dscot8r!2]

have you seen his other posts about jettas...
youd think he grows a vagina just walking by the thing

[Chris Stack]

Oh gawd... I drive a white Jetta too! Wha..wha... what does this mean?

That thing rolling around on the floor is your D.

[BostonB6]

I like to play a game sometimes in my head where, if I see someone walking in a parking lot keys in hand (obviously going to their car), I look around and try to figure out which car might be theirs based on their mannerism(s) or appearance.

So today I'm in a parking lot behind a Subway restaurant, waiting in my truck to pick something up. There are 5 spaces in the parking lot "aisle" where I'm parked. Me, two F-250 type contractor looking trucks, a baby blue VW Eos, and an S-10 pickup.

This hunky looking guy comes out of the Subway. Gruff looking face, work boots, dirty jeans, probably 250 lbs and looked pretty ripped. Has "construction worker" written all over him.

He's walking right towards my parking area, so I scope out the vehicles near me and place my bets. I say the F-250 with the ladder racks is probably his. Second guess is the S-10.

He walks right up to the baby blue Eos, unlocks the door, and gets in. I have to hide my laughter so he doesn't kick my face in

I know, I know, CSB.

Obviously real men drive an EOS!

[jrmcm]

There be bears in these woods...

Underrated post, right here

[dieselraver]

So this Hunky Guy Comes Out of Subway...

I like to play a game sometimes in my head where, if I see someone walking in a parking lot keys in hand (obviously going to their car), I look around and try to figure out which car might be theirs based on their mannerism(s) or appearance.

So today I'm in a parking lot behind a Subway restaurant, waiting in my truck to pick something up. There are 5 spaces in the parking lot "aisle" where I'm parked. Me, two F-250 type contractor looking trucks, a baby blue VW Eos, and an S-10 pickup.

This hunky looking guy comes out of the Subway. Gruff looking face, work boots, dirty jeans, probably 250 lbs and looked pretty ripped. Has "construction worker" written all over him.

He's walking right towards my parking area, so I scope out the vehicles near me and place my bets. I say the F-250 with the ladder racks is probably his. Second guess is the S-10.

He walks right up to the baby blue Eos, unlocks the door, and gets in. I have to hide my laughter so he doesn't kick my face in

I know, I know, CSB.

you leave me questioning your sexuality...

[DoDoubleGeo]

I like to play a game in a parking lot (obviously), I look around and try to based on their appearance pick something up.

This hunky looking guy comes out of the Subway. Gruff looking face, work boots, dirty jeans, probably 250 lbs and looked pretty ripped. Has "construction worker" written all over him.

He's walking right towards my area, so I scope out the racks.

He walks right up baby, unlocks the door, and gets in. I hide so he does my face

I think you used a few too many words so I got rid of them for you. Hope you don't mind ....

[GTRaavv]

PIITB?

[2.0T_Convert]

I don't want to get you all excited about bear hunting if you see me driving around.

Do you even qualify as a bear?

You could be an otter for all I know and no I don't hunt either.

[VadGTI]

Last week I watched a little Vietnamese older man drive off in a lifted 2500hd w/ drop-in HIDs and black wheels. I told my wife that I thought it was a little strange.

My boss at my previous job was a shorter Asian guy. Aside from a 996, RS4 and an Aston Martin V8 Vantage S, he also drove a lifted F250 Crew Cab with big tires .

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[1.8tizzle]

have you seen his other posts about jettas...
youd think he grows a vagina just walking by the thing

I lost it right there LOL

[VadGTI]

White Jettas, from what I recall - are almost exclusively the rides of college/sorority chicks.

Hell, what do I know? I own an older red one and owned a black mkIV jetta...chick car!

Black Jettas are reserved exclusively for ex-girlfriends:



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[VadGTI]

Also, wtf is a "hunky" guy?

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[.:bigred12]

Black Jettas are reserved exclusively for ex-girlfriends:



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This might be the worst song I've ever heard.

I drive a black Jetta though

[emmettlodge]

you leave me questioning your sexuality...

I can assure you, there is no need to question. I am just as sexy as I've always been.

[emmettlodge]

Also, wtf is a "hunky" guy?

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I'll let you do the Google Image searching for yourself.

[.LSinLV.]

There be bears in these woods...

eye see what you did there

[BeaArthur]

I see homophobia is alive and well in 2013.