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    Thread: Angelina Jolie memorial

    1. 05-14-2013 10:06 AM #1
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      05-14-2013 10:16 AM #2
      Didn't she have them R&Red?

      What the hell are those coordinates, locations of the adoptive kids' birth?

    3. 05-14-2013 10:20 AM #3
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      Didn't she have them R&Red?
      Yep.

      http://www.npr.org/2013/05/14/183842...ble-mastectomy

      Angelina Jolie Writes She Had Double Mastectomy

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      Angelina Jolie says that she has had a preventive double mastectomy after learning she carried a gene that made it extremely likely she would get breast cancer.

      The Oscar-winning actress and partner to Brad Pitt made the announcement in the form of an op-ed she authored for Tuesday's New York Times under the headline, "My Medical Choice." She writes that between early February and late April she completed three months of surgical procedures to remove both breasts.
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      05-14-2013 10:30 AM #4
      Well, dammit, that settles it! I'm not sleeping with her.

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      05-14-2013 10:30 AM #5
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      05-14-2013 10:31 AM #6
      Poor Brad.
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      05-14-2013 10:42 AM #7
      why should this post-surgery version of her be any less appealing than any previous post-surgery looks she's rocked? i mean, you're either ok with doc's hands making her boobs pretty or you're not. why should it matter the cause?

      the picture i want to post from hackers has nip, so i won't. that body's had a pretty good run. that's awesome if she's so in touch with her health if she knows this is something she has to do.

      every teen boy who watched beowulf will always think of her. and with the right surgeon, she could do to custom cosmetic breasts what dolly parton did to wigs. mr. pitt will be just fine.

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      05-14-2013 10:45 AM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by CodeMan View Post
      Poor Brad.
      No doubt. Not that I typically follow the love life of celebrities but if I were in Brad's shoes I would have stayed with Jennifer Aniston rather than Angelina. Angelina just seems bat-sh#$ crazy.
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    9. 05-14-2013 10:50 AM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by PlatinumGLS View Post
      if I were in Brad's shoes I would have stayed with Jennifer Aniston
      You couldn't pay me to put up with that dumpy bitch.

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      05-14-2013 10:53 AM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by Biz View Post
      You couldn't pay me to put up with that dumpy bitch.
      you crazy. (this is but 4 years ago)


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      05-14-2013 10:58 AM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by PlatinumGLS View Post
      No doubt. Not that I typically follow the love life of celebrities but if I were in Brad's shoes I would have stayed with Jennifer Aniston rather than Angelina. Angelina just seems bat-sh#$ crazy.
      Oh me too. Aniston is FIIIIINE.

      Jolie actually doesn't really do much for me, she's not blonde and she's got too much of the hippy weirdness. Less time saving kids in Africa, more time in the bedroom.

    12. 05-14-2013 11:02 AM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      you crazy. (this is but 4 years ago)
      Oh I'd do her, but only if she promised not to talk. Ever. And I'd make booty calls using a burner phone, because you KNOW she's going to be calling all the time whining about mundane ****, and I don't need that on my regular line.

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      05-14-2013 11:03 AM #13
      The only movie I find her unbelievably hot in is Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Everything else is just, meh.

      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      What the hell are those coordinates, locations of the adoptive kids' birth?
      Yep.

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      05-14-2013 11:04 AM #14
      you know the rules, boys. post wife/lady pics if you want to talk siht.


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      05-14-2013 11:09 AM #15
      Quote Originally Posted by roadtripper View Post
      you know the rules, boys. post wife/lady pics if you want to talk siht.

      My wife shares the same birthdate as Angelina. True story. But unlike Angelina, my wife still has her tits.
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      05-14-2013 11:11 AM #16
      i hope neither of them die of breast cancer.



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      05-14-2013 11:14 AM #18
      Quote Originally Posted by roadtripper View Post
      i hope neither of them die of breast cancer.

      Everyone* was better looking when they were 14 years younger.

      *Well, almost everyone.
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      05-14-2013 11:15 AM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by PlatinumGLS View Post
      No doubt. Not that I typically follow the love life of celebrities but if I were in Brad's shoes I would have stayed with Jennifer Aniston rather than Angelina. Angelina just seems bat-sh#$ crazy.
      Something tells me Aniston is a kook too. She's that old and she had one marriage last about an hour and a half. She's probably a pain too.

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      05-14-2013 11:17 AM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by Biz View Post
      Oh I'd do her, but only if she promised not to talk. Ever. And I'd make booty calls using a burner phone, because you KNOW she's going to be calling all the time whining about mundane ****, and I don't need that on my regular line.
      So's my wife, but sadly, she doesn't look like Jennifer Aniston. You want an 8 calling up and whining to you, or a 10? "not calling up and whining to you" is not an option, unless you're going to be gay, and let's face it, those queens can whine too. So unless you're going to date your palm, someone's going to be calling all the time whining about mundane ****.

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      05-14-2013 11:20 AM #21
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      I don't care about Angelina, but I'm glad she's mature enough to take care of her health. They're gonna be rebuilt and she'll show em off when they're back.
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      05-14-2013 11:21 AM #22
      As the resident smaller-boobs lover this is relevant to my interests.
      ...I've never been a big fan of Jolie.

      It quite something to just lop of a large portion of what you're known for.
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      05-14-2013 12:07 PM #23
      They both strike me as a bit crazy. Just different sides of the same bag of cats.

    23. 05-14-2013 12:52 PM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      So's my wife, but sadly, she doesn't look like Jennifer Aniston. You want an 8 calling up and whining to you, or a 10? "not calling up and whining to you" is not an option, unless you're going to be gay, and let's face it, those queens can whine too. So unless you're going to date your palm, someone's going to be calling all the time whining about mundane ****.
      Right, but I feel Aniston's would be things like "the mailman was mean to me", "why don't you love me as much as my 15 cats do?", and "I want to wear your skin like a jacket".

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      05-14-2013 12:57 PM #25
      She adopted half of Uganda, like we didn't know she was out of her gourd enough to do some **** like that.
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      05-14-2013 01:00 PM #26
      Aniston - out of 5

      Jolie - our of 5
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      05-14-2013 01:02 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by xombiesarelove View Post
      They both strike me as a bit crazy. Just different sides of the same bag of cats.
      god damn, good way to put it
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      05-14-2013 01:05 PM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by xombiesarelove View Post
      They both strike me as a bit crazy. Just different sides of the same bag of cats.
      Aniston has a history of not being able to keep a man. That means one thing.
      I think she's prettier than Jolie, but all of her ex's have put it in no uncertain terms that there is no good reason to put up with her crazy.

      Jolie, while not my cup of tea, would probably give an unending number of reasons to put up with her crazy.
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      05-14-2013 01:12 PM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by Surf Green View Post
      Aniston has a history of not being able to keep a man. That means one thing.
      I think she's prettier than Jolie, but all of her ex's have put it in no uncertain terms that there is no good reason to put up with her crazy.

      Jolie, while not my cup of tea, would probably give an unending number of reasons to put up with her crazy.
      They've both got millions of reasons to put up with the crazy. I can be a kept man, I know it.

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      05-14-2013 01:13 PM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      Everyone* was better looking when they were 14 years younger.

      *Well, almost everyone.
      i never said i was some huge fan. actually, i don't like tattoos and i prefer some height on a woman. but this is her memorial thread. a tribute. powerful, attractive women who age well deserve our respect and admiration.

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      05-14-2013 01:30 PM #31
      Jennifer Aniston all day long over Jolie... go watch Horrible Bosses and marvel at how slutty-hot she is in that.
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      05-14-2013 01:33 PM #32
      amen to horrible bosses. that movie has been such a good influence on my wife (huge aniston fan).

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      05-14-2013 01:37 PM #33
      Quote Originally Posted by roadtripper View Post
      amen to horrible bosses. that movie has been such a good influence on my wife (huge aniston fan).
      This thread is now about good pictures of these fine young ladies:


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      05-14-2013 01:44 PM #35
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