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      07-06-2013 01:28 PM #1
      I don't think we had a "parking" thread, we had a DIW and a few other camry dent threads, but nothing where we can collectively pool our piss poor parking attempts. I give you the crème de la crème.

      this was where else, Assachussets.


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      07-06-2013 01:42 PM #2
      A couple of my parking efforts.


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      07-06-2013 05:51 PM #4
      Spotted this douchebag at dinner the other night.

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      07-06-2013 06:03 PM #5
      great, maybe we can keep the parking nazis out of the doing it wrong thread, where you have to look real close and see the car is one tread over the line.
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      07-06-2013 06:03 PM #6
      chevy truck in the first pic deserves a big ass door ding from the subie
      the red audi should be towed

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      07-06-2013 06:14 PM #7
      I used to do parking enforcement at my school... I've got a few good ones here. The first three are cars that I ticketed.

      This guy had the nerve to come in to complain about his ticket. He said it wasn't his fault because the spot was too small.





      Now this isn't a parking issue, its an obvious permit issue. Forging or modifying a parking permit is a pretty big deal actually. On top of the $266 ticket, there is a police report filed and academic review.



      This is just one of my coworkers I saw parked



      And the typical Camry


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      07-06-2013 06:18 PM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by Gromel View Post
      chevy truck in the first pic deserves a big ass door ding from the subie
      the red audi should be towed

      that was literally this morning at breakfast. there was absolutely no room, honestly, not even enough to open the door to get it to speed to ding the chevy's door. that's how close he was. My white odyssey is to the far left
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      07-06-2013 06:20 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by mikegilbert View Post
      Spotted this douchebag at dinner the other night.

      this guy parks his car like this so people will not door ding his newer car or brush up against it.

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      07-06-2013 06:25 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by vswager View Post
      this guy parks his car like this so people will not door ding his newer car or brush up against it.
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      07-06-2013 06:27 PM #12
      If these people park this way imagine how they drive.

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      07-06-2013 06:58 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by vswager View Post
      this guy parks his car like this so people will not door ding his newer car or brush up against it.
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      07-06-2013 07:14 PM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by vswager View Post
      this guy parks his car like this so people will not door ding his newer car or brush up against it.
      Thank you, we had no idea.
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      07-06-2013 08:25 PM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by Chmeeee View Post
      Thank you, we had no idea.
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      07-06-2013 09:55 PM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by dieselraver View Post
      The Ultimate Parking Thread
      Thought this was going to be about places that had really great parking:


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      07-06-2013 10:10 PM #19
      I found my car boxed in like this yesterday:



      The lady driver came back as I was admiring her parking job, and it was pretty funny to watch her limbo herself into that Escalade while trying not to ram that gigantic door into my car.

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      07-06-2013 10:15 PM #20
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      this guy parks his car like this so people will not door ding his newer car or brush up against it.
      So according to the constitution he can park on privately owned and maintained property however he likes, in the interest of preserving an already depreciating asset? Man you suck, troll level 11

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      07-06-2013 10:51 PM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by cityjohn View Post
      Thought this was going to be about places that had really great parking:

      Where is this paradise?

    23. 07-06-2013 11:05 PM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by cityjohn View Post
      Thought this was going to be about places that had really great parking:

      Where??????......Is....this....Heaven??

    24. 07-06-2013 11:07 PM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by Mike! View Post
      Where is this paradise?
      of course I reply 15 mins after I open the tab and echo you...

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      07-06-2013 11:09 PM #25
      That is the most wonderful parking lot I have ever seen

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