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      07-12-2013 02:39 PM #1
      Why do fat chicks like Tinkerbell so damned much? Whenever you see fatties in Disney swag, if it's not Minnie Mouse, it's freaking Tinkerbell. Anyone else notice this?

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      07-12-2013 02:49 PM #2
      Why do all the patients that need a 96 (not 12, or 24 or 48) ct box of pseudoephedrine show absolutely no signs of being congested? And then get shitty with you when you point this out to them?

      Sure does make a solid case for our pharmacy wall of shame we have going on.
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      07-12-2013 02:55 PM #3
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      Why do fat chicks like Tinkerbell so damned much? Whenever you see fatties in Disney swag, if it's not Minnie Mouse, it's freaking Tinkerbell. Anyone else notice this?

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      Dude... Yes, WHY!?

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      07-12-2013 03:09 PM #4
      Quote Originally Posted by SAV912 View Post
      Why do all the patients that need a 96 (not 12, or 24 or 48) ct box of pseudoephedrine show absolutely no signs of being congested? And then get shitty with you when you point this out to them?

      I only buy the 96 count because generally it is the best value, it also means I don't have to go back as often. I may not appear congested but I have spent every day the past 20+ years congested and have learned to live with it to the point few people would notice I can barely breath trough only one nostril at a time on a good day.

      For years my mom bought it for me and she would probably buy 4-5 boxes at a time prior to it being regulated. She has never cooked meth and probably didn't seem congested at the time she was buying it as she only has seasonal allergies.


      Also since it is a decongestant can't someone be on it have 4 left and picking up more before they run out the next morning?

      Sounds like you're just being rude to your customers.

    5. 07-12-2013 03:52 PM #5
      Quote Originally Posted by chris@revotechnik View Post
      I only buy the 96 count because generally it is the best value, it also means I don't have to go back as often. I may not appear congested but I have spent every day the past 20+ years congested and have learned to live with it to the point few people would notice I can barely breath trough only one nostril at a time on a good day.

      For years my mom bought it for me and she would probably buy 4-5 boxes at a time prior to it being regulated. She has never cooked meth and probably didn't seem congested at the time she was buying it as she only has seasonal allergies.


      Also since it is a decongestant can't someone be on it have 4 left and picking up more before they run out the next morning?

      Sounds like you're just being rude to your customers.
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      07-12-2013 04:52 PM #6
      Quote Originally Posted by chris@revotechnik View Post
      I only buy the 96 count because generally it is the best value, it also means I don't have to go back as often. I may not appear congested but I have spent every day the past 20+ years congested and have learned to live with it to the point few people would notice I can barely breath trough only one nostril at a time on a good day.

      For years my mom bought it for me and she would probably buy 4-5 boxes at a time prior to it being regulated. She has never cooked meth and probably didn't seem congested at the time she was buying it as she only has seasonal allergies.


      Also since it is a decongestant can't someone be on it have 4 left and picking up more before they run out the next morning?

      Sounds like you're just being rude to your customers.
      Having spent 3 years as a CPhT, let me reassure you. We generally know whether you're there for legitimate reasons or for illegal reasons. The only ones that are hard to guess are those who don't use meth but are buying it for their friend/family who does use meth. Pharmacy Techs who discriminate against everyone do exist, but you would not believe the percentage of pseudoephedrine buyers that are meth-heads, especially in the meth-prone town. The town I worked in, the percentage was like 95% illegal, 5% legitimate.

      I'm not excusing those who discriminate against everyone. I've purchased sudafed at a different pharmacy while I was a tech and I got treated like sh!t myself. But when techs talk about sudafed buyers who don't need it, they're not talking about you. You kinda have to just ignore it. Like blondes who are not dumb or ditzy enough to be eligible for blonde jokes. They can't help it, neither can you.

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      07-12-2013 05:03 PM #7
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      Why do fat chicks like Tinkerbell so damned much? Whenever you see fatties in Disney swag, if it's not Minnie Mouse, it's freaking Tinkerbell. Anyone else notice this?

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      07-14-2013 12:19 AM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by dubraycer36 View Post
      Meth head.


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      07-14-2013 12:33 AM #9
      My observation is that the average person is below average. I wonder how society functions on a daily basis with all the dum dums cruising through life without the ability to use critical thinking.. Or at least be able to memorize the rules.

    10. 07-14-2013 12:42 AM #10
      I've been noticing a lot of poop spray and cast off in public bathrooms. Who are these people and what do they eat?

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      07-14-2013 01:09 AM #12
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      07-14-2013 10:39 AM #13
      I just plain flat out don't care about this Zimmerman crap. /CSB
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      07-14-2013 12:13 PM #14
      I had to google/urban dictionary CSB. LOL
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      07-14-2013 12:21 PM #15
      i saw a double feature at the drive-in last night. csb.

      random observation: waiting in line brings out the worst in some people.

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      07-14-2013 12:30 PM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by roadtripper View Post
      random observation: waiting in line brings out the worst in some people.
      I think it's just waiting in general.
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      07-14-2013 12:42 PM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      I just plain flat out don't care about this Zimmerman crap. /CSB
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      07-14-2013 12:52 PM #18
      i know/meet/see more cute/fit girls wearing tink stuff than unattractive ones. i especially like the pixie look on a toned, tan, short-haired brunette. csb.

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      07-14-2013 03:14 PM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by roadtripper View Post
      i know/meet/see more cute/fit girls wearing tink stuff than unattractive ones. i especially like the pixie look on a toned, tan, short-haired brunette. csb.
      My wifes BFF ( ) used the work at Disney in FL as Tinkerbell. She most definitely fits that description.

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      07-14-2013 03:25 PM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      I just plain flat out don't care about this Zimmerman crap. /CSB
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      I honestly believe it's a good distraction from what is really going on in the world -- i.e. the Bradley Manning trial. I believe that's far more important than a he said-she said murder trial.
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      07-14-2013 07:32 PM #21
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      Why do fat chicks like Tinkerbell so damned much? Whenever you see fatties in Disney swag, if it's not Minnie Mouse, it's freaking Tinkerbell. Anyone else notice this?

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      I feel that tinkerbell is the new tweety bird. I've seen my fair share of (40's aged) meaty women with horrific tweety tattoos on the waistline/ankle. *shudders*

    22. 07-14-2013 08:41 PM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      Why do fat chicks like Tinkerbell so damned much? Whenever you see fatties in Disney swag, if it's not Minnie Mouse, it's freaking Tinkerbell. Anyone else notice this?

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      here, its loony tunes.

      every fat chick has loony tunes shirt and ****ing spandex, and a sticker on there car that says "princess" or "hottie" neither of which are true.

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      07-14-2013 09:30 PM #23
      Speaking of stickers, every time I see a corny-ass 13.1 or 26.2 or "13.1 because I'm only half-crazy" I just feel a little twitch. Maybe I'm jealous because there's no lifting bro equivalent.

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      07-14-2013 09:33 PM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      Speaking of stickers, every time I see a corny-ass 13.1 or 26.2 or "13.1 because I'm only half-crazy" I just feel a little twitch. Maybe I'm jealous because there's no lifting bro equivalent.
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      07-15-2013 12:05 AM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      I just plain flat out don't care about this Zimmerman crap. /CSB
      I don't even know who that is, other than inspector der shartwerks can't stop talking about it.
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      07-15-2013 12:23 AM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by chris@revotechnik View Post
      I only buy the 96 count because generally it is the best value, it also means I don't have to go back as often. I may not appear congested but I have spent every day the past 20+ years congested and have learned to live with it to the point few people would notice I can barely breath trough only one nostril at a time on a good day.

      For years my mom bought it for me and she would probably buy 4-5 boxes at a time prior to it being regulated. She has never cooked meth and probably didn't seem congested at the time she was buying it as she only has seasonal allergies.


      Also since it is a decongestant can't someone be on it have 4 left and picking up more before they run out the next morning?

      Sounds like you're just being rude to your customers.
      That's all fine and dandy. IF that was the case. You don't use the entire box of 96 in two days before trying to buy more. I've been doing this a while and I have a pretty good idea if your allergies suck vs. you plan on telling me a story while your buddies pick up instant ice packs and lithium batteries.

      The same suspects who hit up Publix, CVS and Kroger, then wander in to my store to do the same and get pissed when I point out that they've been here already, don't exactly fall into your little category of normality though. Kudos for jumping to conclusions though.
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      07-15-2013 09:00 AM #27
      Captain obvious observation: You can't say that a person's health problems might be attributed to weight...it's like the elephant in the room (literally).

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      CT is an extremely confusing state. Are you poor? Rich? Crazy? Country? Gun lovers? Right wing extremists? Holy identity crisis.
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      Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
      I don't even know who that is, other than inspector der shartwerks can't stop talking about it.
      Wait, what? Is this confirmed?

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      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      CT is an extremely confusing state. Are you poor? Rich? Crazy? Country? Gun lovers? Right wing extremists? Holy identity crisis.
      I'm a transplant and I agree. For such a tiny place it really covers the entire spectrum. Ultrarich (Fancy) vs ulta poor (Hartford). Stamford vs the boonies. Yankess vs Red Sox. vwtool vs senor peligro.

      I also ****ing hate this weather. I thought New England had similar weather to Canada, so I figured it'd be an easy adjustment. Not this humid 90 degree ****. /csb

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      07-15-2013 11:07 AM #32
      Why are blue LEDs so ****ing bright? Seriously, they can make red, yellow, and green ones that don't sear your retinas like you're staring at a naked Chernobyl fuel rod, but the blue ones....I've got cell phone chargers capable of lighting up an entire room enough to walk around at night. Why the hell are they so ungodly intense?
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      07-15-2013 11:36 AM #33
      If the walk from the parking garage/lot to the office causes you to wheeze the whole ride up in the elevator, you might want to consider some lifestyle changes.

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      07-15-2013 11:43 AM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by pwm View Post
      Wait, what? Is this confirmed?
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      07-15-2013 11:49 AM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by pwm View Post
      I also ****ing hate this weather. I thought New England had similar weather to Canada, so I figured it'd be an easy adjustment. Not this humid 90 degree ****. /csb
      Were you hoping for Winnipeg in July (80 and low humidity) and Vancouver in January (40 and rainy)?
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