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      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      Welp, one of us is going have burning in our undies soon.


      She and her boobs touched me several times. No skin contact so I should be ok.
      My neighbor though..well they'll share their herpes.

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      My neighbor though..well they'll share their herpes.
      Bring them a Reaper. They'll appreciate it.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      Bring them a Reaper. They'll appreciate it.
      Rubbing it on your junk cures herpes! Make sure to crush the seeds first.
      Quote Originally Posted by zukiphile View Post
      There is an area of a normal brain that lets the owner know the object works and needs to be left alone. Not all of us have it. It is like being colorblind.

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      Yesterday 11:58 PM #96505
      Quote Originally Posted by OOOO-A3 View Post
      I don't have herpes, but I get occasional outbreaks of shingles as a result of having a really bad case of chickenpox in my 30s because an anti-vaxxer coworker infected the office from his unvaccinated spawn

      Knowing what that outbreak is like on my back, I sure as hell don't want anything similar on my junk, so I'm mega ultra paranoid about herpes. Even a cold sore? Undatable.
      Sorry to hear about the shingles

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      Yesterday 11:58 PM #96506
      Quote Originally Posted by Sold Over Sticker View Post
      You're a cultured confident guy. Bat above your league and see if you can find some good ones.

      Just make sure they don't have herpes.
      I've always taken a liking to women way out of my league: I'm no model, however I'd like to say I can converse with anyone. That alone got me way further than I'd have ever expected.

      Side note, when I was single and really playing the field I'd hit up girls with tons of single friends. They talk, so treat the first one right, and boom all the sudden the friends are also about it.

      Good times I had, good times.
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      Today 12:01 AM #96507
      Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
      Rubbing it on your junk cures herpes! Make sure to crush the seeds first.
      Oh speaking of Carolina Rapers. Welcome!
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      Today 12:01 AM #96508
      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      Bring them a Reaper. They'll appreciate it.
      Thanks, I'll mention it

      Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
      Rubbing it on your junk cures herpes! Make sure to crush the seeds first.
      First hand knowledge?

      Sorry, I can't resist. I'm drunk.

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      Today 12:10 AM #96509
      Quote Originally Posted by Cabin Pics View Post
      I've always taken a liking to women way out of my league: I'm no model, however I'd like to say I can converse with anyone. That alone got me way further than I'd have ever expected.

      Side note, when I was single and really playing the field I'd hit up girls with tons of single friends. They talk, so treat the first one right, and boom all the sudden the friends are also about it.

      Good times I had, good times.
      Yeah, maybe it was because I was good at sales, but I challenged myself to aim up. I'm a bland overweight Irish guy, but it's amazing what confidence and humor can accomplish.





      She was much better looking than I am.
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      Brendan told me to get the best discount, I had to send dick pics. I thought this was standard car buying practice.
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      Brendan and his all knowing heavy breathing baboon are correct.

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      Today 12:16 AM #96510
      Quote Originally Posted by Sold Over Sticker View Post
      She was much better looking than I am.
      Yeah, no.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      Yeah, no.
      Stop it, you're making me blush.
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      Quote Originally Posted by bothhandsplease View Post
      Brendan told me to get the best discount, I had to send dick pics. I thought this was standard car buying practice.
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      Brendan and his all knowing heavy breathing baboon are correct.

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      Today 12:25 AM #96512
      Quote Originally Posted by Sold Over Sticker View Post
      Stop it, you're making me blush.
      Buck up princess. You are in the land of hotness. Go find the poon of your dreams!
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      Today 12:26 AM #96513
      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      Oh speaking of Carolina Rapers. Welcome!
      I got conned into working second shift today on short notice. So I get to experience a slice of OT nightlife!

      Quote Originally Posted by 2ohgti View Post
      First hand knowledge?

      Sorry, I can't resist. I'm drunk.
      True story: a friend of mine in SC grew both habañeros and reapers in the same section of garden. He let another friend have peppers for free, because they are apparently prolific as hell, but said friend didn't know the difference... And made "habañero" salsa to share.
      Quote Originally Posted by zukiphile View Post
      There is an area of a normal brain that lets the owner know the object works and needs to be left alone. Not all of us have it. It is like being colorblind.

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      Today 12:28 AM #96514
      Quote Originally Posted by 2ohgti View Post
      Sorry to hear about the shingles
      4 outbreaks in the last 12 years or so, plus random nerve pain in the chest. You can feel the judgement oozing off the pharmacists when you pick up a large prescription of Valtrex.

      Quote Originally Posted by Sold Over Sticker View Post
      You're a ... confident guy.
      LOL no.

      Quote Originally Posted by Cabin Pics View Post
      I'd hit up girls with tons of single friends. They talk, so treat the first one right, and boom all the sudden the friends are also about it.
      At my age, such a thing doesn't exist.

      Quote Originally Posted by Sold Over Sticker View Post
      it's amazing what confidence and humor can accomplish.
      Hence why I'm still single. That, and being old AF. And socially inept.

      Quote Originally Posted by Sold Over Sticker View Post

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      Today 12:31 AM #96515
      Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
      And made "habañero" salsa to share.
      That's how I ended up with these. An acquaintance gifted me a small tub of salsa and the peppers. I might make chilaquiles with them.
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      Today 12:35 AM #96516
      Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
      grew both habañeros and reapers in the same section of garden.
      If you grow these:

      ...and tomatoes right up against each other, the tomatoes will take up capsaicin from the soil and will be surprisingly hot.
      Last edited by OOOO-A3; Today at 12:49 AM. Reason: capsaicin, not capsicum

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      Today 12:38 AM #96517
      Quote Originally Posted by OOOO-A3 View Post
      Hence why I'm still single. That, and being old AF. And socially inept.
      Nah man, don't sell yourself short. You're a pilot, you've traveled the world, and you're a smart guy. You have plenty to offer. Just make sure you offer it to the right people.

      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      Buck up princess. You are in the land of hotness. Go find the poon of your dreams!
      I've actually yet to step in the batters box since being single. We'll see if I can change that sometime soon.

      In other news, some **** is going down on my street. There's a family crying in the street, and cop cars everywhere. I live in a nice area, so I doubt anyone was shot/murdered, so maybe someone elderly died and the family is going nuts.
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      Brendan told me to get the best discount, I had to send dick pics. I thought this was standard car buying practice.
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      Brendan and his all knowing heavy breathing baboon are correct.

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      Today 12:39 AM #96518
      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      That's how I ended up with these. An acquaintance gifted me a small tub of salsa and the peppers. I might make chilaquiles with them.
      Use sparingly, unless both ends are fireproof.

      They are tasty though.
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      There is an area of a normal brain that lets the owner know the object works and needs to be left alone. Not all of us have it. It is like being colorblind.

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      Today 12:40 AM #96519
      Quote Originally Posted by OOOO-A3 View Post
      If you grow these:

      ...and tomatoes right up against each other, the tomatoes will take up capsicum from the soil and will be surprisingly hot.
      THAT sounds very tasty. Though I was not aware that was a compound that was rejected into the soil.
      Quote Originally Posted by zukiphile View Post
      There is an area of a normal brain that lets the owner know the object works and needs to be left alone. Not all of us have it. It is like being colorblind.

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      Today 12:54 AM #96520
      Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
      THAT sounds very tasty. Though I was not aware that was a compound that was rejected into the soil.
      I once had really hot tomatoes that were grown in the 'pepper patch' along with the hot african bird peppers, but I don't know if it was from the capsaicin transferring through the root system of the pepper plant, or from peppers dropped from the pepper plants or bitten off by birds falling onto the ground by the tomato plants and the capsaicin being carried by rainwater into the soil and picked up by the tomato plants.

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      Today 01:26 AM #96521
      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      What the **** am I going to do with 2oz of Carolina Reapers?

      Have a painful butt.



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      Saron, congrats on the wedding and hope the mutt gets better soon.

      Phillie, I are jealous.

      2ohgti, you did the right thing. I would have chose the blonde but I'm single, lonely, but have never seen coke.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Sold Over Sticker View Post
      Yeah, maybe it was because I was good at sales, but I challenged myself to aim up. I'm a bland overweight Irish guy, but it's amazing what confidence and humor can accomplish.



      She was much better looking than I am.
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