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    Thread: Husband kills wife with mega-fart in Dutch Oven incident "gone horribly wrong"

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      11-20-2013 04:16 PM #1
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    2. 11-20-2013 04:18 PM #2
      Well that stinks.

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      11-20-2013 04:27 PM #4
      What a crappy situation.
      Scotch. It's time.

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      11-20-2013 04:28 PM #5
      Well we had "death by snu snu" is this "death by fhurt fhurt"?

    6. 11-20-2013 04:30 PM #6
      This makes two Dutch oven threads in a week.
      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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      11-20-2013 04:35 PM #7
      Looks like a Dutch/Hindu assassination.
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    8. 11-20-2013 04:38 PM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by Old Windy View Post
      Looks like a Dutch/Hindu assassination.
      Looks at screen name...

      ....hehe

      #im13yearsold

    9. 11-20-2013 04:45 PM #9
      They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume.

      SEALS THE DEAL.. MURDER.

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      11-20-2013 04:47 PM #10
      This story is a gas.
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      'You gotta fast car'

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      11-20-2013 05:02 PM #11
      Was dead within thirty seconds?
      What?
      Something about this story smells funny.
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      11-20-2013 05:05 PM #12
      i was really hoping this wasn't a satirical article. that stinks.
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      11-20-2013 05:12 PM #13
      til fart do they part.

    14. 11-20-2013 05:16 PM #14
      I love you with all my fart.

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      11-20-2013 05:35 PM #15
      this sounds like something mythbusters needs to solve

    16. 11-20-2013 05:44 PM #16
      I smell a coverup here.

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      11-20-2013 05:53 PM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by Jesse View Post
      They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume.

      SEALS THE DEAL.. MURDER.
      Serious...who the **** puts away an Indian dinner like that, followed by 8 beers, and doesn't think something bad might happen? Lucky his colon didn't explode or something...guy must have an iron gut!
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      11-20-2013 05:58 PM #18
      Please think of The Environment. Print out 50 copies of this page, on baby-seal-skin paper, then drive around in a diesel Humvee, towing 3 bigger Humvees, and a boat, littering copies out the window at nature reserves and other points of interest, before setting fire to a monk and barbequeing a couple of air-freighted whale steaks on his back, washed down with totally Unfair Trade coffee, while wearing child-labour made Nike shoes.
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      11-20-2013 06:13 PM #19
      Someone PLEASE tell me this is the British version of The Onion.

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      11-20-2013 06:18 PM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by AutobahnTDI View Post
      Someone PLEASE tell me this is the British version of The Onion.
      I thought that was The Sun?

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      11-20-2013 06:19 PM #21
      all I can say what a toxic lunch he,I wonder if they'll be copy cats..

      a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume.

      8 pints of Guinness beer was this a lite lunch...
      indoctrinate through academia and media.
      why is that the ones that seek tolerance are the most intolerant.
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      11-20-2013 06:58 PM #22
      I guess he turned up the oven to high.

    23. 11-20-2013 07:00 PM #23
      This is a satire site, but still funny.

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      11-20-2013 08:01 PM #24
      It's England, so I expect legislation.
      No Signature. Only Krav Khalash.

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      11-20-2013 08:07 PM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      It's England, so I expect legislation.
      I'm surprised they recognized it as a fart, not a poot toot bummy foo
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      'You gotta fast car'

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      11-20-2013 08:10 PM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by XClayX View Post
      I guess he turned up the oven to high.
      I lol'd
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      11-20-2013 08:14 PM #27
      It's England, so I expect legislation.
      No Signature. Only Krav Khalash.

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      11-20-2013 08:23 PM #28
      it's england, so i expect funny accents, silly music, and boobies.

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      11-20-2013 08:28 PM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by roadtripper View Post
      it's england, so i expect funny accents, silly music, and boobies.
      Scotch. It's time.

      Quote Originally Posted by butterface View Post
      First seadoo gets published by Rolling Stone, and now we discover that vwtool has a blog.

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      11-20-2013 08:33 PM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by AutobahnTDI View Post
      Someone PLEASE tell me this is the British version of The Onion.
      It has to be. The lead story on their home page is a paragraph long article about an obese man who ate all the pies
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      What is Vag com it? Some sort of website?

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      11-20-2013 08:33 PM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by Jedidub View Post
      This is a satire site, but still funny.
      aww crap. Well now I feel toolish. They're better at hiding their satire than The Onion.
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      11-20-2013 08:43 PM #32
      well; that and the fact that the article date is 2007.

      i saw this same article pop up somewhere else today. i guess it's been making the rounds.

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      11-20-2013 09:32 PM #33
      Brings a new meaning to "silent but deadly"











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      11-20-2013 09:38 PM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by kraut_pauer79 View Post
      They're better at hiding their satire than The Onion.
      Really?
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      11-21-2013 12:09 AM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by XClayX View Post
      I guess he turned up the oven to high.

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