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    Thread: Rapper severs p*n*s, jumps off building and survives

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      04-16-2014 06:46 PM #1
      http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/p...sible/7786821/

      News of a bizarre tragedy is emerging out of Los Angeles today, with TMZ, CNN and other media outlets reporting that a rapper named Andre Johnson of Northstar cut off his p*n*s and jumped off a building, and survived.

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      04-16-2014 06:52 PM #2
      Out a second story window
      They're steppin' on my rhythm and they're stealin' all my lines

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      04-16-2014 06:52 PM #3
      you aint ganstah 'til you chop off yo wingus
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      04-16-2014 06:53 PM #4
      And used it to climb down to the bottom floor...
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      04-16-2014 07:00 PM #5
      So the question is what did he do with it, and who will buy it.

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    6. 04-16-2014 07:06 PM #6
      This can only be krokodil.
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      04-16-2014 07:25 PM #7
      Initial reports claimed Johnson was "associated" with Wu-Tang Clan, but a publicist for the group, Heathcliff Berru, said Johnson is actually with Northstar. He's not in Wu-Tang Clan nor directly affiliated with it, Berru said, at least not in the eight years he's worked with the group.

      However, Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip-hop group, is on the list of WTC "affiliates," according to Wikipedia.

      One things for certain though..

      Ain't nuthing ta **** wit
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      04-16-2014 07:30 PM #8
      Falling off 2nd floor balcony =/= jumping off building.
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      04-16-2014 07:48 PM #9
      After cutting his willy off he still had the balls to jump.
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      04-16-2014 07:53 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by eurotekms View Post
      One things for certain though..

      Ain't nuthing ta **** wit
      very nice
      They're steppin' on my rhythm and they're stealin' all my lines

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      04-16-2014 07:53 PM #11
      He took it hard being kicked out of Pubic Enemy.
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      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      they're trying to skip out on their contracts via rapture. not very christian of them

    12. 04-16-2014 08:01 PM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      He took it hard being kicked out of Pubic Enemy.
      He dialed 911, but they were late to reactin'. They only come and they come when they wanna, so they got the morgue truck and embalmed the schlonga.
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      04-16-2014 08:03 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      He took it hard being kicked out of Pubic Enemy.


      This guy was a no name, and probably on that dust.
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      04-16-2014 08:14 PM #14
      His name is Johnson.............
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    15. 04-16-2014 08:23 PM #15
      F_ck the Penis!

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      04-16-2014 08:41 PM #16
      His talent is on the cutting edge.

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      04-16-2014 08:48 PM #17
      Someone should have taught him how to Dougie.
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      04-16-2014 08:56 PM #18
      He's lucky he didn't sever his head in that fall.
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      04-16-2014 09:19 PM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by CO Boy View Post
      His name is Johnson.............
      Johnson, also known as Andre Roxx
      Make that also known as Andre NO-Roxx.

    20. 04-16-2014 09:46 PM #20
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      04-16-2014 10:07 PM #21
      He just wanted to change his name to Lil' Wang.
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      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      they're trying to skip out on their contracts via rapture. not very christian of them

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      04-16-2014 11:08 PM #22
      I feel bad for the guy. You have to be in a bad place to chop your dick off and jump out a window.

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      04-16-2014 11:26 PM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by JJS119 View Post
      I feel bad for the guy. You have to be in a bad place to chop your dick off and jump out a window.
      That is the definition of Los Angeles, isn't it?

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      04-16-2014 11:36 PM #24
      Ban chopping penises off.
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      04-16-2014 11:46 PM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post


      This guy was a no name, and probably on that dust.
      read it again.
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      04-16-2014 11:58 PM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by JJS119 View Post
      I feel bad for the guy. You have to be in a bad place to chop your dick off and jump out a window.
      Then you realize: The fall didn't kill you and you chopped off your dick.
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      04-16-2014 11:59 PM #27
      I dont blame him. id jump off a building if I didnt have a dick either.
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      04-17-2014 12:09 AM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by UsernameValid View Post
      read it again.
      I've already contributed far too much to his 15 minutes.
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      I hope deadmau5 is on a forum somewhere calling patrikman a douchebag too.
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      04-17-2014 12:55 AM #29
      What's the commotion, oh my lord? Another d*ck chopped by the Wu-Tang sword.
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      WUTANG statement -

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      04-17-2014 04:12 AM #31
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      04-17-2014 05:49 AM #32
      I didn't think this could actually happen.


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      04-17-2014 07:38 AM #33
      Real man!


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    34. 04-17-2014 10:08 AM #34
      ..and for some really deranged reason many people still insist on promoting the use of recreational drug .

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