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    Thread: Milana Vayntrub...who? Who cares, she's hot

    1. Member GolfTango's Avatar
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      06-22-2014 01:06 AM #1
      You may know her as Lily in the recent AT&T ads. She can fondle my SIM card anytime.

      http://www.milanavayntrub.com
















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      06-22-2014 02:26 AM #2
      I'd contract that for 2yrs.
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      06-22-2014 07:24 AM #3
      Hot.

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      06-22-2014 10:37 AM #4
      She is from my country, nice!


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      06-22-2014 10:41 AM #5
      I'd rack up some overages on that.

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      06-22-2014 10:52 AM #6
      ...ok.

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      06-22-2014 12:36 PM #7
      I'd give her 4 bars.

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      06-22-2014 01:15 PM #8
      I would like to test out how she improves my reception.
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      06-22-2014 02:15 PM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
      I'd rack up some overages on that.
      lol.
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      Yes, there is a high chance that the tractor trailer was the one going 160MPH, not the Porsche GT2 RS.

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      06-22-2014 03:57 PM #10
      This is (as the kids say) legit question, not a post to show how cool I am because I don't know.

      Other than the commercials, what is it that gets her on red carpets for photo ops?

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      06-22-2014 04:15 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by Jman5000 View Post
      This is (as the kids say) legit question, not a post to show how cool I am because I don't know.

      Other than the commercials, what is it that gets her on red carpets for photo ops?
      I have no clue, other than she does those AT&T commercials

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      06-22-2014 04:16 PM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by Jman5000 View Post
      This is (as the kids say) legit question, not a post to show how cool I am because I don't know.

      Other than the commercials, what is it that gets her on red carpets for photo ops?
      Titties.

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      06-22-2014 04:21 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by Jman5000 View Post
      This is (as the kids say) legit question, not a post to show how cool I am because I don't know.

      Other than the commercials, what is it that gets her on red carpets for photo ops?
      Friends with people more famous than her.

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      06-22-2014 05:29 PM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by Egz View Post
      I have no clue, other than she does those AT&T commercials

      She seems to be one of the stars on this YouTube channel.
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      06-22-2014 06:26 PM #15
      Quote Originally Posted by Jman5000 View Post
      This is (as the kids say) legit question, not a post to show how cool I am because I don't know.

      Other than the commercials, what is it that gets her on red carpets for photo ops?
      This is where I make an innuendo about headshots or a casting couch.

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      06-22-2014 07:41 PM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by Son View Post
      She seems to be one of the stars on this YouTube channel.
      God I love her!
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      06-22-2014 07:51 PM #17
      She's okay i guess.
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      06-23-2014 07:18 AM #18
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      06-23-2014 07:58 AM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by Jman5000 View Post
      This is (as the kids say) legit question, not a post to show how cool I am because I don't know.

      Other than the commercials, what is it that gets her on red carpets for photo ops?
      She was on an episode of the HBO series "Silicon Valley". (Though still not sure how that gets her on red carpets).

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    20. 06-23-2014 10:08 AM #20
      I'd put her on silent and jailbreak her charge port

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      06-23-2014 10:40 AM #21
      She's got a Bitchy Resting Face

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      06-23-2014 10:44 AM #22
      I'd give her a Vayn to rub...
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      06-23-2014 10:59 AM #23
      Wouldn't mind rooting her lower levels.
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    24. 06-23-2014 05:06 PM #24
      I'd shove a phone up her ass.



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      06-23-2014 05:19 PM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot762 View Post
      I'd shove a phone up her ass.



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