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      06-25-2015 09:22 AM #1
      Genius or nut job? Came across this in NYC on a phone booth (didn't realize they still existed.)



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      06-25-2015 09:28 AM #2
      Reported for spam. Keep your ads on phone booths where they belong.
      Scotch. It's time.

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      You can promote hate with pencil as you do with a gun. For me they are both the same.
      Frightening ideology, no?

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      06-25-2015 09:30 AM #3
      isnt that the nazi dude from SOA?

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      06-25-2015 09:30 AM #4
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      Reported for spam. Keep your ads on phone booths where they belong.
      Spam? I'm far from spam. This is something I just came across and found it amusing.
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      06-25-2015 09:36 AM #5
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      Spam? I'm far from spam. This is something I just came across and found it amusing.
      I was kidding, I was implying that's your ad and you're looking for a girlfriend.
      Scotch. It's time.

      Quote Originally Posted by TM87 View Post
      You can promote hate with pencil as you do with a gun. For me they are both the same.
      Frightening ideology, no?

    6. 06-25-2015 09:37 AM #6
      This was in the start of a casey Neistat video I watched yesterday.

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      06-25-2015 09:42 AM #7
      We used to do this in college to the dbags that were unfortunate enough to pull or try to pull a fast one on one of our female friends.
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      Banging a hooker will make the wasps go away? I'm off to find a bee's nest. BRB.
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      All sensible chicks like boobs. We have them, they are fun, therefore more would be better. Ones that we don't have to personally lug around are extra nice.

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      06-25-2015 09:47 AM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      I was kidding, I was implying that's your ad and you're looking for a girlfriend.
      Now I feel dumb. But if you know someone...
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      06-25-2015 09:52 AM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      Now I feel dumb.
      I can relate.

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      But if you know someone...
      Scotch. It's time.

      Quote Originally Posted by TM87 View Post
      You can promote hate with pencil as you do with a gun. For me they are both the same.
      Frightening ideology, no?

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      06-25-2015 10:14 AM #10
      Nice mug shot.
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      06-25-2015 10:51 AM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      Reported for spam. Keep your ads on phone booths where they belong.
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      Spam? I'm far from spam. This is something I just came across and found it amusing.


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      06-26-2015 11:17 PM #13
      did someone end up calling you?

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      06-27-2015 12:50 AM #16
      "Creative" means he will make some sort of sculpture with your body parts. Ladies, if you see a freezer chest in his residence, RUN!!!!!
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      06-27-2015 12:55 AM #17
      He reminds me of someone from a movie but I cant place it. I think he had an off eye......
      .................................................. ...............................................

      What!? He's gonna what?! With what?!

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      06-27-2015 01:20 AM #18
      First of all, do something about your two front teeth (upper incisors) with the indiegogo money. A little teeth whitening shouldn't cost that much.

      And yeah I'm sure if the woman is Asian, it's a big bonus

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      06-27-2015 11:53 AM #19
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      ****. We're supposed to be proud of this???

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      06-30-2015 12:37 AM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by Dub boy View Post
      He reminds me of someone from a movie but I cant place it. I think he had an off eye......
      Kinda reminds of Stanley Tucci.



      And someone get him chair before he falls over.

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      06-30-2015 07:46 AM #21
      Quote Originally Posted by kiznarsh View Post
      Kinda reminds of Stanley Tucci.



      And someone get him chair before he falls over.
      his role in The Core was ****ing amazing. his last line, when he's about to die, is just hilarious.
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