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      04-20-2017 11:39 PM #1
      Man shoves live eel up his anus to cure constipation, nearly dies after eel burrows through intestines



      Quote Originally Posted by Shanghaist
      Hoping to cure his constipation, a Guangzhou man recently inserted a live eel up his anus. Unfortunately, it just made his insides worse, a lot worse.The 49-year-old man surnamed Liu stumbled into a hospital in Baiyun District last week in severe pain from the mother of all stomach aches. Doctors saw that Liu's stomach was swollen up to an abnormal size and immediately rushed him into surgery, Guangzhou Daily reports.
      During the operation, they were surprised to find a 50cm long eel swimming around inside him. The eel had broken through his intestines, creating a mess inside his abdominal cavity that nearly killed him. Fortunately, doctors were able to extract the eel and save Liu's life.
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      04-21-2017 12:32 AM #2
      Electrifying!!!

      And the guy never heard of this?





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      04-21-2017 01:49 AM #3
      rule #1 or rule #34?
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      04-21-2017 03:07 AM #4
      As they say, shocker: one in the stink...one in the ER.
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    5. 04-21-2017 09:03 AM #5
      wut tha chit?!
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      04-21-2017 09:24 AM #6
      He certainly got moray than he bargained for.
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      04-21-2017 11:00 AM #7
      iu stumbled into a hospital in Baiyun District last week in severe pain from the mother of all stomach aches
      He was feeling a little eel.

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      04-21-2017 11:06 AM #8

    9. 04-21-2017 11:10 AM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by Shanghaist
      Hoping to cure his constipation,...
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      04-21-2017 11:58 AM #10

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