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    07-01-2003 12:41 AM #1
    Anybody remembers the skit where he played an angry black weather man? He said something like: "When I see a storm, I'm like, what's up b!tch? Then, I'm like, that's tright b!tch, now go make me a sandwich!" I remembered laughing until I couldn't feel my heart pumping blood. Anybody knows where I can get that skit?

  2. 07-01-2003 12:43 AM #2
    GREAT skit! Tim Meadows is sooo underrated. But, no, don't know where to get it.

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    07-01-2003 07:06 PM #3
    Never saw that one. Sounds funny.

    Man, I miss Tim Meadows. What's he been up to lately?

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  4. 07-01-2003 08:06 PM #4
    Haha, sounds better than the angry weatherman on the Dave Chapelle Show.

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    07-02-2003 01:16 PM #5
    Ha, reminds me of Princess and the Homeboy.

    "Shut up b*tch!"


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    07-02-2003 02:57 PM #6
    hahaha, yeah, i remember taht skit....i think it was only a one off skit too....

    anyone remember the one where he was playing as OJ Simpson commentary for a football game..then he goes and draws a diagram of the plays, then it turns out to say " I DID IT"


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    07-02-2003 03:02 PM #7
    it's John John Mackey the Storm Tracker Accu-Cast weather man:


    http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95imackey.phtml

    [ open on a lame weather report ]

    Lame Weatherman: So this low pressure systme is going to be very active. We're ognna have a cold front that's gonna push through - it's really gonna result in some precipitation, so you may want to bundle up and put on your galoshes..

    Announcer: Are you tired of little boys trying to talk like weatherman, telling you what the weather may or may not be? Then turn to News 4's John-John Mackey and his Storm Tracker Accu-Cast. John-John doesn't just tell you about the weather. He grabs that bastard weather and pounds it into little, pathetic shards. Then shoves those shards into your pink, puffy face.

    John-John Mackey: I'll get you inside the storm! I'll let you live the storm, be the storm! And then, baby, I'll make you love that storm Froggy-Style!

    Announcer: So, if you want to hear vague forecasts full of hot air - watch someone else. But for Storm Tracker in Accu-Cast, turn to John-John Mackey, who will fill every hole you've got with the latest breaking weather! So, when you want to know what storm is breaking, count on John-John Mackey to lasso the storm, take it apart, and show you how sad it really is.

    John-John Mackey: When I see a storm front coming, I'm all, "What's up, -----?!" And the storm is all, "Not, much, Sir." And I'm all, "That's right, -----! Now, go make me a sandwich!" And you want that kind of confidence in your weatherman!

    Announcer: "Confidence." So, for earlier warnings, more accurate forecasts, count on News 4's John-John Mackey and his Storm Tracker Accu-Cast! When the weather leaves its house, John-John bangs its wife. "Confidence."

    John-John Mackey: Weekdays, 7 and 11, Channel 4 Pulse News. Be there!

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    i have that skit on my computer at home. let me see if i can upload it later. if i forget, then e-mail me

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  8. 07-02-2003 04:08 PM #8
    hah-hah..that has me lauging out loud just reading it.. yes, please upload
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    07-02-2003 06:25 PM #9
    Quote, originally posted by Hawkmoon »
    hah-hah..that has me lauging out loud just reading it.. yes, please upload

    your wish is my command:
    http://209.4.91.164/images/FS/95-12-16-mackey.zip

    enjoy! and please be kind to my server

    obin

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    07-02-2003 06:27 PM #10
    Thanks Obin! I'm looking forward to this one!

  11. 07-02-2003 06:48 PM #11
    There's actually a Tim Meadows skit I have been looking for too, where him and Tracy Morgan are lawyers doing a commercial. All I remember is Tracy Morgan saying "Ruth Bader ginsburg be all like 'You da man, Tate'."

  12. 07-02-2003 06:58 PM #12
    That will be a good one to DL from the net. Thanks.
    Save your drama for your mama, can you dig that, SUCKA~

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    07-03-2003 01:56 PM #13
    Hey thanks buddy!! Great skit that has me wetting my pants

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    07-05-2003 12:34 PM #14
    Quote, originally posted by Obin Robinson »

    your wish is my command:
    http://209.4.91.164/images/FS/95-12-16-mackey.zip

    enjoy! and please be kind to my server

    obin


  15. 07-06-2003 12:06 AM #15
    The best part:

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    When the weather leaves its house, John-John bangs its wife. "Confidence."

    Thanks for putting this one online, obin!


  16. 07-06-2003 02:08 AM #16
    Rock on!!
    Save your drama for your mama, can you dig that, SUCKA~

  17. 07-06-2003 03:38 AM #17
    I love the Tim Meadows skit where he goes to a job interview in an orange football jersey. Its for being a train conductor i think. His future plans include having a souped up Kawasaki jet ski

  18. 07-06-2003 05:55 PM #18
    Quote, originally posted by Big M »
    Never saw that one. Sounds funny.

    Man, I miss Tim Meadows. What's he been up to lately?


    If I remembe, I think he was in a Disney Channel movie of Even Stevens. My brother and my sister watch it and they mentioned it to me as they watch SNL also.

  19. 07-06-2003 07:13 PM #19
    Quote, originally posted by Mark OBrien »
    I love the Tim Meadows skit where he goes to a job interview in an orange football jersey. Its for being a train conductor i think. His future plans include having a souped up Kawasaki jet ski

    lol oh man, yo tim meadows is funny as hell most of the time, i still crack up on the weather man skit now that i have it, when he says when he sees the storm he's all like what's up b!thc, and the storm says, "not much sir", that's right b!thc now make me a sandwich, cracks me up everytime!


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