I did the logo this morning during a slow period at work using masking tape and tremclad, I didn't do the lightning bolts because I'm worried I might screw them up and end up with something looking like a neo-nazi symbol, so now I'm debating whether to make the crossbones out of wrenches or piston rods.

Give me suggestions of what else to do (on the cheap) that looks either bad-ass, goofy, cool or any combination of the three. The car cost me $400 and I don't give a **** about resale value and I want to have some fun with it before it gets scrapped.

or juts cut a hole in the hood for a real one..

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Modified by VDubby18 at 1:34 PM 4-11-2008

cut the springs.
paint the wheels a bright, gaudy color.
put a type R badge on it.
and take an actual coffe can and put it in the exhaust, i vote folgers.

this too:

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or juts cut a hole in the hood for a real one..

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Build the rear wing to have 5 or 6 decks, like the one in the Pixar movie, Cars.

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and make it 3 different colors! one color on the hood, a different one on the roof, and another on the hatch!

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I have always made a point of avoiding people who do not like root beer. They are not to be trusted any farther than they can be thrown. Root beer is truth.

Can ≠ should.

I'd be careful making it too mean looking. You don't want to attract the wrong kind of attention from the local police.

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Crap. What happened to the bumper? Though I do see why you were able to buy this car for $400 now. I'd be careful making it too mean looking. You don't want to attract the wrong kind of attention from the local police.

Trust me the car looked pristine when I bought it, I'm somewhat ashamed to say.

The bumper damage was from a snowy encounter with a crub, which in turn tweaked the front end and weakened the hood latch which necessitated the hood pins.

And as far as the police are concerned they can lick my balls, I've got nothing to hide or feel guilty about.

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That's cool. Sorry you suck at driving though.

And you might add some torn clothes with dark red paint tangled in the damaged bumper area.....

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Funny you should mention that, it currently has no washer nozzles at all (they got scraped off when I cleared the snow from the hood with a full-sized shovel this winter) so it's just the rubber hoses poking out. It works surprisingly well when you're moving and the rushing air atomizes the spray, but at a standstill it looks like the hood is cumming washer fluid.

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I have always made a point of avoiding people who do not like root beer. They are not to be trusted any farther than they can be thrown. Root beer is truth.

Can ≠ should.

convert it to t-tops with a hacksaw

get some autozone spinners that are far too large and duct tape them in place.

Ive wanted to do this to a car for so long, just haven't had a car to do it to. They make the paint, ive used it before and it works awesome.

Imagine the possibilities

Modified by DubR337 at 3:44 PM 4-11-2008

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Take your suspension money and spend it on as much acid as you can get your hands on. You'll be so wrapped up in running away from demon clowns you wont care how low your car is.

I'm thinking if you can find the bumper for cheap, the rest should be under $80, and you'll have fun doing it.

My coworkers have gotten used to me driving up with ridiculous/funny/ugly/offensive/etc. crap all over my car

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