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 The Legend of Mr. Rictus: Or how I learned to love a moderator. | « » 9:45 AM 5-22-2008 | |
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There once was a man from Nantuckit:
He's a suave lookin' mother, aint he? He wanted a bitchen car so he went down to meet Wesley at the car dealer: 
Wesley was like, boo why you trippin? And Rictus got angry, cause you know, after that face accident he had a short fuse so he got all up in Wesley's face: 
Wesley went for his piece, but Rictus drew first: 
So of course the next day Rictus was sad that he done shot up Wesley like that, Rictus turned into a creature of the night, frequenting biker bars and houses of ill repute, searching desperately for a new family, a new start in life. Thing's looked bad, he had lost weight, and his wardrobe was suffering: 
And then, one day, Rictus was browsing the intertubes and he discovered VWVortex. Mr. Rictus saw a golden oppurtunity to change his ways and bring peace to this newly discovered internet forums.
He quickly made friends here (I'm Mr. Crossword Puzzle on the far right in this pic, good times) : 
And finally, 40 years after joining VWVortex, becoming a moderator, and bringing peace to the warring factions of VW owners, Mr. Rictus finally got his very own car and had it worked on.
It was a happy ending for all. 
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| Re: The Legend of Mr. Rictus: Or how I learned to love a moderator. (dremhmrk2) » | « » 9:47 AM 5-22-2008 | |
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| Re: The Legend of Mr. Rictus: Or how I learned to love a moderator. (dremhmrk2) » | « » 9:47 AM 5-22-2008 | |
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too...much...time...(good narrative tho...made me read the entire thing)
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| Re: The Legend of Mr. Rictus: Or how I learned to love a moderator. (dremhmrk2) » | « » 9:55 AM 5-22-2008 | |
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Bwahahaha!! Bring on MOAR Rictus threads.
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| Re: The Legend of Mr. Rictus: Or how I learned to love a moderator. (u4ik.) » | « » 9:57 AM 5-22-2008 | |
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Much better than that other poem isht from the other day...I  pics
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| Re: The Legend of Mr. Rictus: Or how I learned to love a moderator. (gt02jettaz) » | « » 10:02 AM 5-22-2008 | |
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why
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| Re: The Legend of Mr. Rictus: Or how I learned to love a moderator. (1.8 skeet skeet) » | « » 10:05 AM 5-22-2008 | |
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Because it's funny. Plain and simple.
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| Re: The Legend of Mr. Rictus: Or how I learned to love a moderator. (87vr6) » | « » 10:13 AM 5-22-2008 | |
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Does everyone have off work because of Memorial Day and have to much time on their hands?
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| Re: The Legend of Mr. Rictus: Or how I learned to love a moderator. (dremhmrk2) » | « » 10:14 AM 5-22-2008 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by dremhmrk2 » |
And finally, 40 years after joining VWVortex, becoming a moderator, and bringing peace to the warring factions of VW owners, Mr. Rictus finally got his very own car and had it worked on.
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I lol'd
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| Re: The Legend of Mr. Rictus: Or how I learned to love a moderator. (Black Lavender) » | « » 10:15 AM 5-22-2008 | |
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Maybe they are at work??? I used to be a post fiend no matter where I was class or work 
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| Re: The Legend of Mr. Rictus: Or how I learned to love a moderator. (gt02jettaz) » | « » 10:18 AM 5-22-2008 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by gt02jettaz » | | Maybe they are at work??? I used to be a post fiend no matter where I was class or work |
Exactly. What else am I going to do?? Work??? 
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| Re: The Legend of Mr. Rictus: Or how I learned to love a moderator. (gt02jettaz) » | « » 10:18 AM 5-22-2008 | |
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| Re: The Legend of Mr. Rictus: Or how I learned to love a moderator. (gt02jettaz) » | « » 10:18 AM 5-22-2008 | |
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| Re: The Legend of Mr. Rictus: Or how I learned to love a moderator. (Boostin20v) » | « » 10:23 AM 5-22-2008 | |
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