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Spotted this today on the way back from the doctor's office:
Looks kinda cool from the front, but then... 
Oh god - my eyes, the pain! 
And that power bulge in the hood? A bas-relief nude goddess type figure with outstretched wings of flame. 
I noticed that it appears to have a second-gen Mitsubishi Eclipse liftback resting on the rear, waiting to be molded in to the rest of the structure, and I can't put my finger on where he got the front cab. Any other guesses on the provenance of parts?
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (Old school) » | « » 8:49 PM 7-9-2008 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by Old school » |
Oh god - my eyes, the pain!
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The guy, apparently, loves his car!
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (Old school) » | « » 8:50 PM 7-9-2008 | |
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Is that thing called "The Love Muscle"?
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (Old school) » | « » 8:50 PM 7-9-2008 | |
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I... it... but...
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aye yie yie yie yieDon't get BMW involved. Makes a good "Caption This", though. 
    
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. » | « » 8:53 PM 7-9-2008 | |
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Know if the owner of that thing have a cousin in Eastern Europe who hacks up Mercedes and BMW with urethane spray foam and have a nasty lookin' fur coat? 
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| Re: (someguy123) » | « » 8:55 PM 7-9-2008 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by someguy123 » | | aye yie yie yie yie Don't get BMW involved. Makes a good "Caption This", though.
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Are you kidding? That hood is the literal next step of Bangle's "flame surfacing".
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| Re: (Old school) » | « » 8:56 PM 7-9-2008 | |
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what the hell is that thing
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That was suppose to super K5 deal man and you had to go and mark out to the whole thing! damn jabber!
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| Re: (Faba) » | « » 9:07 PM 7-9-2008 | |
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I thought they were called a jobber? Power Pig, hello?  
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| Quote, originally posted by jettagirl02 » | | bmw and vw is in the same company if u look on the newer vw's they also have angel eyes... |
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (Old school) » | « » 9:14 PM 7-9-2008 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by Old school » | | I noticed that it appears to have a second-gen Mitsubishi Eclipse liftback resting on the rear, waiting to be molded in to the rest of the structure, and I can't put my finger on where he got the front cab. Any other guesses on the provenance of parts? |
The front appears to be a C3 Corvette. Of course I could just be having a brain anuerysm.
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| FV-QR » | « » 9:23 PM 7-9-2008 | |
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (Juniper Monkeys) » | « » 9:28 PM 7-9-2008 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by Juniper Monkeys » | | I... it... but... |
bwahahahahahaha  my feelings exactly bill 
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (jebglx) » | « » 9:33 PM 7-9-2008 | |
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Let's see. Honda Prelude seats.
Corvette front fenders.
1st gen DSM front turn signals.
Camaro mirrors. Let's see what other donor we can dig out of this gem. What's the platform, anyway?
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (Double-V) » | « » 9:42 PM 7-9-2008 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by Double-V » | | Let's see. Honda Prelude seats.
Corvette front fenders.
1st gen DSM front turn signals.
Camaro mirrors. Let's see what other donor we can dig out of this gem. What's the platform, anyway?
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I'm guessing it's based on a full-size truck, because that bitch is LONG! You can see in the pictures that it's almost one and a half times longer than that 4-door blazer parked next to it. It also appears to have a second windshield (or maybe it's the rear glass off of a minivan) grafted to the top to make a panoramic glass roof. Can anyone recognize the door glass curvature?
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (Old school) » | « » 10:06 PM 7-9-2008 | |
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wow, i'd never guess the car and the guy in the picture belong to each other
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I....don't.......really.....know what to say...I...euh.......hmmm.......well..... ?
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (jebglx) » | « » 12:48 AM 7-10-2008 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by jebglx » | bwahahahahahaha my feelings exactly bill |
hahahahaha agreed. Thanks for the laugh!
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (CK98Beeetle) » | « » 1:06 AM 7-10-2008 | |
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HOLY SH*T WORST CAR EVER OMFG*blinks in disbelief and looks again and rubs eyes*
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (yoohoorocket) » | « » 1:49 AM 7-10-2008 | |
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wow   so any more guesses on the platform/parts?
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hahahahaha, omg , hahahahahahaha
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (Old school) » | « » 6:22 AM 7-10-2008 | |
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So for this...
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| Re: FV-QR (FastGTi) » | « » 8:53 AM 7-10-2008 | |
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (Old school) » | « » 9:49 AM 7-10-2008 | |
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oh my...
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| Quote, originally posted by Old school » |
Oh god - my eyes, the pain!
And that power bulge in the hood? A bas-relief nude goddess type figure with outstretched wings of flame.
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Is the X9 going to use the Gina style hood then too? 
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (SidVicious) » | « » 10:26 AM 7-10-2008 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by SidVicious » | The guy, apparently, loves his car! |
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (Old school) » | « » 10:30 AM 7-10-2008 | |
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i'd so hit itwith a truck full of bricks then go home and have a beer
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (VWRulez) » | « » 10:34 AM 7-10-2008 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by VWRulez » | | i'd so hit it with a truck full of bricks then go home and have a beer |
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (Ryukein) » | « » 11:24 AM 7-10-2008 | |
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (Old school) » | « » 11:25 AM 7-10-2008 | |
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| Re: Top-secret BMW X9 crossover spied testing without camo. (spockcat) » | « » 11:55 AM 7-10-2008 | |
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That's a hit and run victim that they could scrape off, so she got primered...
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| FV-QR » | « » 12:10 PM 7-10-2008 | |
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mustang headlights under there?
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