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OVER $7,000 OF PERFORMANCE UPGRADES AND BODY KIT THIS CAR IS FAST!!! AND YOU CAN OWN IT FOR ONLY $12,895

Tasteful exterior mods with spoilers and a non-functional RAM AIR hood? Check!

Customized engine bay with "catchy" slogan? Check!

Fake carbon fiber stick-in interior accents? Check!

That's a gem.

by the way, in my area KBB lists the car as worth $16480 in "excellent" condition. i am unsure as to whether all of these "tasteful" mods are truly excellent though!

1993 Toyota MR2 - track toy

Quote, originally posted by number1275 »

I think this has been on eBay for several months. Or perhaps it keeps changing owners!

This car is HOT!!!

(Like a potato)

i think that's the one thing i like about this car.

Quote, originally posted by Wellington P. Funk »

You need info on a 1994 Ford Ranger? Go to Ford.com and click on the tab that says "2009 Ford Ranger".

This is no different than all the turds who think that some aftermarket wheels, exhaust, and poorly tuned suspension adds $3000 to the normal market price for their beat Mk3.

Quote, originally posted by SickWrathTerror »

ROFL Me & Jetty! were just having a conversation about how disillusioned VW fanbois are when it comes to their perception of actually seeing a return on their crappy bolt-on's, let alone when they're NON-FUNCTIONAL bolt-ons. That's a gem.

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"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." - Leonardo da Vinci

But it's a neck breaker, yo!

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Is it just me or is there no airbox? Or air filter for that matter??

-'98 Lexus GS400, fully loaded- Project VIP
-'94 VW Corrado VR6-T, Stage II-12 psi, 62k miles!- the fun car
-'98 Dodge Stratus ES V6- Up for sale soon

Silver car cheaply and half-assed resprayed blue. Check!

And the rubber seal that runs along the top of the firewall is missing too. Must have been deleted to save weight and increase performance!

Quote, originally posted by SickWrathTerror »

ROFL Me & Jetty! were just having a conversation about how disillusioned VW fanbois are when it comes to their perception of actually seeing a return on their crappy bolt-on's, let alone when they're NON-FUNCTIONAL bolt-ons. That's a gem.

not even just the vw fanboi's - mostly dumb kids under 20.

car cost + money they spent on mods = cars current cost to someone else

Did you know a beat Mk3 Jetta VR7 with a shopping list of issues is worth $4500?! Ya Rly!

That's actually a real carbon stick on kit, get it right...gosh!

VR7? is dat beter den a vr6? my budy has a civic wit sum hedders and a borla and he runs low 12s u think i could get n2 da 11s with da vr7? email me tnx

LMAO, I didn't even notice that hahaha

Good for flood waters I guess.

------KILL UGLY RADIO-------

The owner read about the urban myth of removing the firewall seal to help the VR6 run cooler.

please tell me someone is putting stuff up on the ebay listing to make sure no one is dumb enough to buy this...

Quote, originally posted by Porridgehead »

But he doesn't need the solution. He needs the precipitate!

GUYZ COME ON, ITZ HIZ CAR $ HIS MONEY. HE CAN SPEND IT HOWEVA HE WANTS SO GIT OFF HIS CASE ABOUT THIS. PERSONALLY ITS NOT SOMETHIN I WULD DO TO IT BUT ITS NOT MINES. TO HIM 4 BEING ORIGINAL AND SHOWING HIS INDIVIDUALITITTIES.

ok, hopefully that saves this post from someone else putting something along those lines... now flame on!

Quote, originally posted by Porridgehead »

But he doesn't need the solution. He needs the precipitate!

Oh no no no, that doesn't apply when there's universal disapproval.

definitely C!

Quote, originally posted by Porridgehead »

But he doesn't need the solution. He needs the precipitate!

nope, you cant make that much unless you have stickers.

Quote, originally posted by Porridgehead »

But he doesn't need the solution. He needs the precipitate!

Quote, originally posted by SickWrathTerror »

ROFL Me & Jetty! were just having a conversation about how disillusioned VW fanbois are when it comes to their perception of actually seeing a return on their crappy bolt-on's, let alone when they're NON-FUNCTIONAL bolt-ons. That's a gem.

And these same fanbois are among the first to criticize non-German cars for being rice.

Put that crap on a Civic, and it's the very definition of rice. But on a VW, it just adds to the "farfignutten" and "soul".

Edit: Some tags for increased clarity... I hope.

Modified by eibbor at 3:06 PM 8-6-2008

so you apparently cant read...

Quote, originally posted by Porridgehead »

But he doesn't need the solution. He needs the precipitate!