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10 types of annoying drivers... | « » 6:12 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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How many people thought this was going to be a binary joke?
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Re: (cougar) » | « » 6:15 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by cougar » | | How many people thought this was going to be a binary joke? |
the answer/number is 2.
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Re: (cougar) » | « » 6:19 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by cougar » | | How many people thought this was going to be a binary joke? |
that would of been good
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Re: (cougar) » | « » 6:20 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by cougar » | | How many people thought this was going to be a binary joke? |
True. I just turned it into a boolean joke.
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Re: 10 types of annoying drivers... (absoluteczech) » | « » 6:22 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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I've got another one... those people who wait for the car in front to completely get thru the intersection on an advanced green (for a left turn).... good lordy man, ride the guys bumper until we all get thru then settle out the spacing... those advanced greens are never on for long enough. However, I hate people who don't respect the yellow/red light for that lane - and end up holding up the other lanes where the light went green. My philosophy is make a good push; get the most people thru, but wait your damn turn if you can't legally make it. ...Mostly only a problem in smaller towns that have become busier over the years - but some of the residents just don't "get it", not with actual commuters in larger area's where it's always been a bit more hectic.
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Re: 10 types of annoying drivers... (absoluteczech) » | « » 6:22 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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Along the same lines of the Passer... need to add:"The Cut Off Artist" I really hate when someone cuts me off pulling out of a side street or parking lot like their life depends on it. They punch it, squealing the tires even and then proceed to drive 10-15mph under the speed limit. When I look in my rear view and notice that there isn't a single soul behind me either. Why the **** didn't they just wait until I passed by and pull out into the street at their leisure!?
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I love laughing at the traffic weavers. Darting in and out of any possible gap they can to try to gain a lead only to wind up being passed by me literally minutes later because they get caught in the backup at the exit they had to get to before everyone else Oh, and the "drivers who leave their turn signal on for hours," it seems Californians are habitual offenders of this; get on the freeway, get to the left most lane as fast as possible without regard to whomever gets cutoff, and "forget" that their turn signal (which they used for posterity) is still on.
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FV-QR » | « » 6:28 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by cougar » | | How many people thought this was going to be a binary joke? |
0010
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Re: FV-QR (mariok2006) » | « » 6:29 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by mariok2006 » | 0010 |
still only two.
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FV-QR » | « » 6:30 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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#11: The Signal EVERYTHING DriversThe realization that your signal lamp has absolutely NO effect on your situation due to traffic not being able to see THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR CAR can be difficult to cope with. 

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Re: (redshift) » | « » 6:30 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by redshift » | True. I just turned it into a boolean joke.
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you don't need a Karnaugh Map to find that funny.
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Re: FV-QR (VR6ix) » | « » 6:34 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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Oh man I haven't seen that guy in years!!! Pop quiz hotshot. What game did that character come from??
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there are 2 lanesthe right lane is a straight only and the left lane is a turn and straight lane. you have to make a left turn, the person in front of you is going straight. they stop at the light in the turning and straight lane rather than the right straight lane forcing you to wait at the light.
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FV-QR » | « » 6:36 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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Windows game, "Ski" something or other... used to play the crap out of that on our old Pentium 2 runing Win 3.xYou got me I don't recall the exact name without searching it but you know why I saved that GIF  The Edit: Ski Free  Still, people who Auto-Signal every time the turn the wheel are annoying...
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i wont pull out in front of someone with their turn signal on. i dont know if that person is turning or just an idiot. i will wait until they are under 10 mph slowing down to make the turn, before i will pull out .
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| Quote, originally posted by patrikman » | still only two. |
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Re: FV-QR (VR6ix) » | « » 6:40 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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LOL @ this thread
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1000 / 0100 = 0010
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Re: (WolfsburgGTR) » | « » 6:59 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by WolfsburgGTR » | | 1000 / 0100 = 0010 |
A x F = 10010110
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Re: (cougar) » | « » 7:05 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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Re: (abawp) » | « » 7:13 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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I think i was behind a traffic weaver who happened to be on meth and blind in one eye tonight. Think motion as erratic as a moth around a light considering 15' space between cars in the next lane as an explicit invitation to see if he could fit.
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Re: (caniaitalia) » | « » 7:13 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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1) people who pull out in front of you, then proceed to accelerate reaaaallly slowly. 2) people who need to look at the accident, then cause an hour in gridlock behind them 3) people driving reaaally slow, that are also, taking the exact route you are. 4) women 5) old people 5) asians 6) old asian women
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Re: (Tripicana) » | « » 7:20 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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| Quote, originally posted by Tripicana » | i wont pull out in front of someone with their turn signal on. i dont know if that person is turning or just an idiot. i will wait until they are under 10 mph slowing down to make the turn, before i will pull out .
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Exactly, they could be turning in a driveway past you.
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Re: 10 types of annoying drivers... (absoluteczech) » | « » 7:31 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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The time waster, and people who pull out infront of you then go slow piss me off the worst. Time wasters sometimes notice me saying "Nice turn signal dick!" through the window, the ones that pull out always brake check me and get all pissed I'm tailgating them. SHOULD HAVE WAITED, HUH DICK?God I hate other drivers.
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Re: 10 types of annoying drivers... (.2.Slow4U.) » | « » 8:32 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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Re: 10 types of annoying drivers... (VW PAUL) » | « » 8:39 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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I hate the blinder, the scary cat and the mutherfeckin people who drive under the speed limit or at the speed limit in the fast lane.
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The Asian Darth Vader.... You know...the little asian lady rocking the tinted out sun visor hat that comes down to her chin, while wearing driving gloves and a jacket on backwards so her arms dont get sun tanned.
She usually ends up leaving her blinker on for hours too cuase she cant see anything that isnt brighter than the sun through her visor.
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Re: (-camber) » | « » 9:15 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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1. "Cuttoff Artist" a. "Alpha Male" - you know, they pull out in front of you when nobody's behind you, go 10 under, until you try to pass, then they step on it and run you up to 10-20 over if they can, dragracing you as you attempt to pass them, which of course is a challenge to their ego and power, if they had wanted you in front of them, they would have never bothered to pull out in front of you. Having a V8 cures this however 
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Re: FV-QR (VR6ix) » | « » 9:31 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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I came in here to post my utter hatred for the rubber-knecker (yes I think they should die, and I hope they burn in hell!) but its the Ski Free Monster!!! Now I want to dig up my 386dx, Windows 3.0 and hit the slopes!
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Re: (MGQ) » | « » 9:37 PM 11-19-2009 | |
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The "Can't Keep in the Correct Lane While Turning in an Intersection-er-ist":Two left turn lanes...two lanes on the road you're turning onto...one idiot in the leftmost lane that veers into the lane to the right (your lane) cutting you off and/or nearly sideswiping you. And this sometimes even happens with dotted lines in the intersection showing you how to avoid doing exactly that.
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