Phillies baseball, Hatfield Dollar Dog Nights at the ballpark, being green & fuzzy
Official mascot of the Philadelphia Phillies
Year/Make/Model Car Owned:
'04 Honda Recon 250ES
Height: 6 feet 6 inches
Weight: 300 pounds (mostly fat)
Waist: 90 inches
Eyes: White eyeballs, black pupils, purple eyelashes and blue eyebrows
Skin: Bright green fur
Physical Attributes: Overweight, clumsy feet, extra long beak, extra-long curled up tongue, gawking neck and "slight" case of body odor
Birthplace: Galapagos Islands
Best Friend: Phyllis
Favorite Food: cheesesteaks, Soft pretzels, hoagies, scrapple and Tastykakes
Favorite Movie: Rocky
Favorite Song: "Motown Philly" (and "Take Me Out To The Ballgame," of course!)
Greatest Moment: The parade down Broad Street after the Phillies won the 1980 and the 2008 World Series
I'm watching you, Erik.
Originally Posted by welderdood
What you lack in obsessive compulsions you make up for in debauchery.
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