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    1. I have done extensive reading on Florida and, to...

      I have done extensive reading on Florida and, to the best of my understanding, it has either been converted into an airboat or lashed to a bunch of empty oil drums to make a floating elementary...
    2. Aww. This has been the very best thread to follow...

      Aww. This has been the very best thread to follow vicariously, and will be sorely missed.
    3. this is amazing.

      this is amazing.
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      "After I put Geolandar G015s on my Element, I...

      "After I put Geolandar G015s on my Element, I finally achieved the dream: when driven in the right lane of I-80 through Donner Pass, where snow and trucks combine to make the road surface truly...
    5. The 'rona has made this real ****in' real. Invest...

      The 'rona has made this real ****in' real. Invest in one of the following solutions:
      - Fake OR plates from my temperamental associate Milosz.
      - Drive through Oregon under cover of night with all...
    6. Real answer from a working pro and his trusty steed "muggalo"

      Oh, I know this. I trained with Gord "Trois" Riviére, three-time Mr. Texas and the famous Flying Pope of Eagle's Canyon Raceway. As you know, he got his start summerizing cars for the tin industry...
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      Well, damn. At least you were sincere about it....

      Well, damn. At least you were sincere about it. That helps.
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      I'd also add ease of retrofitting pretty great...

      I'd also add ease of retrofitting pretty great infotainment **** to any car with a hole where double-DIN head units can be crammed. CarPlay and Android Auto are big enough features to be homepage...
    9. To *not* do this is evidence of thoughtcrime, and...

      To *not* do this is evidence of thoughtcrime, and penalties are severe. Heed this man's advice!
    10. As you know, gallium is in my blood. From the...

      As you know, gallium is in my blood. From the moment my ancestors arrived on these shores aboard the Carnival Sunshine, we've dedicated ourselves to the discovery and exploitation of gallium wherever...
    11. Oh snert, I hadn't thought about that! Welly P...

      Oh snert, I hadn't thought about that! Welly P bringin' back the print media up in hrrr
    12. Excuse me, top cartographers at Hambyong People's...

      Excuse me, top cartographers at Hambyong People's Geography Combine #3 have demonstrated conclusively that "South" Korea is a fiction foist upon the world by imperialist pig-dogs.
    13. Excuse me, Norbel laureates at Chongpyong...

      Excuse me, Norbel laureates at Chongpyong People's Technical Combine #7 have demonstrated conclusively that fan death is real. The pressure differential on either side of the fan cause freak air...
    14. Well, this is what the capitalist pig-dogs get...

      Well, this is what the capitalist pig-dogs get for buying BMW and not a car of robust construction such as the Pyeonghwa Hwiparam. Despite decades of technical aid from Sungri Motor Plant and...
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      Awesome :thumbup:

      Awesome :thumbup:
    16. Just out of curiosity, do SF cops actually give a...

      Just out of curiosity, do SF cops actually give a ****? I've lived in places on the economic spectrum from Palo Alto to Humboldt County without a front plate and never gotten hassled...
    17. In sort of an odd "what-if" postscript, Kennedy...

      In sort of an odd "what-if" postscript, Kennedy himself proposed a joint US-USSR Moon mission during a UN address in September 1963, after the Missile Crisis had calmed and the Test Ban Treaty was...
    18. Pedantic note to your good post: Mercury-Redstone...

      Pedantic note to your good post: Mercury-Redstone explicitly didn't put Alan Shepherd in orbit -- it just fired him and Gus Grissom into space. Mercury-Atlas, second from left in your picture, was...
    19. The fact that he, a ****ing designer, picked a...

      The fact that he, a ****ing designer, picked a stupid-ass golden spiral ****togram as his ****ing design company's logo is the most cliché, boring, hateful, tedious bull****. He could not have dug...
    20. It's extra-poetic because I'm pretty sure the...

      It's extra-poetic because I'm pretty sure the city seal of Bishop is some dude freezing to death in his van after he spent all his money on peyote.

      Someday the world will learn that peyote you...
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