|Somewhere in England on Monday morning.....
Billy is at school and the teacher asks all the children what their fathers do for a living. All the typical answers come out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy is being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asks him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly sets the other children some work and takes
little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" says Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too
embarrassed to say."