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    1. 12-18-2007 11:06 AM #1

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    3. 12-18-2007 11:08 AM #2
      3 vampires walk into a bar.
      The 1st one sits and orders a glass of hot blood, the 2nd sits and orders a glass of cold blood.
      When the 3rd one sits down she orders a glass of hot water.
      The bartender questions why the vampire would order hot water instead of blood. She reaches down and pulls out a tampon and says, "I want tea."

    4. 12-18-2007 11:09 AM #3
      A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for
      Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he
      spells "T-O-Y-S".
      The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."
      Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter,
      "C-A-N-D-Y."
      Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of
      candy."
      "Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.
      The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose,
      "P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on
      your finger!"

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