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      09-16-2020 06:10 PM #222801
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      Natty Daddy tastes like drinking your dad's piss while your sister says she's waiting for you in her room.
      that's pretty specific hyperbole.
      "Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?"
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      09-16-2020 06:19 PM #222802
      Quote Originally Posted by Phillie Phanatic View Post
      Natty Daddy tastes like drinking your dad's piss while your sister says she's waiting for you in her room.
      I'l just have to take you word for it.
      Glad you took one for the team to find out.
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      09-16-2020 06:22 PM #222803
      Quote Originally Posted by GreenandChrome View Post
      that's pretty specific hyperbole.
      I said I was from Philadelphia, but I never said which Philadelphia.

      I'm watching you, Erik.

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      09-16-2020 06:26 PM #222804
      Quote Originally Posted by Phillie Phanatic View Post
      I said I was from Philadelphia, but I never said which Philadelphia.

      So many things make more sense now...
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      09-16-2020 06:31 PM #222805
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      I'l just have to take you word for it.
      Glad you took one for the team to find out.
      Hey, I would still be drinking Steel Reserve pretty frequently if my local Total Wine carried it so please don't take anything I say too seriously.

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      So many things make more sense now...
      I am to keep my life right on the edge of "is he trolling us or not?"
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      09-16-2020 09:07 PM #222806
      Changed faucets handles and drains on both sinks. Only took my oscillating tool twice. And while they’re installed, one sink has a leak and one of the handles is loose. I’ll deal with it this weekend. I need a beer.

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      09-17-2020 12:04 AM #222807
      Quote Originally Posted by Phillie Phanatic View Post
      Natty Daddy tastes like drinking your dad's piss while your sister says she's waiting for you in her room.
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      09-17-2020 12:07 AM #222808
      Currently pounding shredded cheese, triscuits and pepperoni in my kitchen. Loaded up the backpack, hopped on the bike and met up with some new dudes for their regular Wednesday night beer crawl through the woods and I am WAY more buzzed than usual for a Wednesday night.


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      09-17-2020 12:12 AM #222809
      Quote Originally Posted by HotCarlWeathers View Post
      Currently pounding shredded cheese, triscuits and pepperoni in my kitchen. Loaded up the backpack, hopped on the bike and met up with some new dudes for their regular Wednesday night beer crawl through the woods and I am WAY more buzzed than usual for a Wednesday night.


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      09-17-2020 01:04 AM #222810
      Quote Originally Posted by Phillie Phanatic View Post
      Natty Daddy tastes like drinking your dad's piss while your sister says she's waiting for you in her room.
      Lol, that's sig worthy material.

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      09-17-2020 05:05 AM #222811
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      Have a hornet’s best on the house and yellow jacket nest in the yard.


      I wouldn't touch that unless you can cover yourself head to toe in about four layers. Hire a professional
      That’s why they invented 10F in January.

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      09-17-2020 07:14 AM #222812
      I need a nap. I finally figured out what the other offending food in my life is. It's corn protein.

      I can eat sweet corn as that is high in sugar (duh) and low in starch and protein. But corn that is too late is a bad day as it has gone to starch and protein. This explains so much.
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      09-17-2020 07:16 AM #222813
      Would it be possible to somehow put all the hornets to sleep so you could safely remove the nest?
      Then transform it into a Piñata, put in convincing but not perfectly sealed packaging wrap, put in Amazon box, and leave on front porch for porch pirate to steal and enjoy.
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      Oh, and first morning light rain commute in a while.
      And so many drivers were driving like incoherent morAns.
      You would think it was a blizzard or something.
      (was stuck in traffic going 20 mph slower than normal)
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      09-17-2020 07:47 AM #222814
      I need a nap too. Woof. Too much Wednesday night fun.
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      09-17-2020 08:04 AM #222815
      My company just picked up some work at the Lebanon Valley Expo Center outside of Reading, PA.

      As I am wont to do with interesting new projects, I went to Google and looked at user photos of the location. 2018 was a bad look.

      What a terrible array of flags, not to mention these patriots had hung all of the American flags incorrectly.

      I'm watching you, Erik.

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      What you lack in obsessive compulsions you make up for in debauchery.

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      Fine folks on ‘both sides’
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      09-17-2020 09:00 AM #222817
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      Yes sir!
      I identify more with THE SHAHHHHKKKK

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      09-17-2020 09:18 AM #222818
      Arms sore already. Doing some warranty work for a Lexus dealership. Have to remove all the cherry spots off this GX 460. Because those extra sealants that customers pay for when they buy a car don’t do ****. At the Honda and VW dealerships it’s like $800. Now I know there are other things included in that price, but don’t sell it as a real protectant. Same w/ interior stains etc..

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      09-17-2020 09:22 AM #222819
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      I identify more with THE SHAHHHHKKKK

      No hat shark is best shark!
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      09-17-2020 09:43 AM #222820
      Quote Originally Posted by GeoffD View Post
      That’s why they invented 10F in January.
      Unfortunately it doesn’t get that cold in PA anymore. On the good side they haven’t posed much of a problem. The yellow jackets however are terrible.

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      09-17-2020 09:46 AM #222821
      Quote Originally Posted by Phillie Phanatic View Post
      My company just picked up some work at the Lebanon Valley Expo Center outside of Reading, PA.

      As I am wont to do with interesting new projects, I went to Google and looked at user photos of the location. 2018 was a bad look.

      What a terrible array of flags, not to mention these patriots had hung all of the American flags incorrectly.

      This image has been edited.
      I can tell by the pixels and lack of Punisher.
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      We've had some big ones in Knoxville during the pandemic.
      People love their gun shows here..even though they did stop that instant sale without background check loophole iirc.
      Do they sell "as individuals not gun store owners" to avoid having to do a background check or something?
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      I have owned guns, shot guns, think guns are cool tech and useful for personal protection (against a violent criminal, not the gubnent).
      But I don't understand the intense almost phallic relationship many gun fanatics have for them.
      But then again... I am a big strong guy. I don't have that short d-bag hiding behind a gun syndrome.
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      09-17-2020 10:04 AM #222822
      Quote Originally Posted by atomicalex View Post
      I need a nap. I finally figured out what the other offending food in my life is. It's corn protein.

      I can eat sweet corn as that is high in sugar (duh) and low in starch and protein. But corn that is too late is a bad day as it has gone to starch and protein. This explains so much.
      That's unfortunate. 'Cause corn is in everything. My wife loves popcorn and she has to limit the amount she has. Same with corn taco shells. We've gone so far as go to the local fast food "mexican" place and order just the plain taco salad bowls, since they're flour.
      "Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?"
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      09-17-2020 10:13 AM #222823
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      People love their gun shows here..even though they did stop that instant sale without background check loophole iirc.
      Do they sell "as individuals not gun store owners" to avoid having to do a background check or something?
      You can see the 4473 form to the right of the AR display. Gun shows can operate at least 2 different ways regarding BC. One is that checks are done there at the time of sale, by the dealer. It's a phone call, so it's not logistically difficult at a gunshow. The other method is to have all gun-buying attendees be an organization member, which requires a BC done on site. However, I don't know how that really would work since you're supposed to include the make/model of the firearm on the 4473.

      I've been to a couple gun shows and they're not that fantastic, imo. Too many "I know what I got" camo-fatigued old guys.
      "Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?"
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      09-17-2020 10:19 AM #222824
      Quote Originally Posted by GreenandChrome View Post
      the plain taco salad bowls, since they're flour.
      Extra unfortunate for me as the flour is out, too!

      Oh well. I am at least making diet progress. I can now count the days I need "off" to recover from diet screw ups, so there is that. And I know what ot avoid. That is huge.

      Gotta cook fast tonight. Hmmmmmm..... What can I do with my new range?
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      09-17-2020 10:28 AM #222825
      Quote Originally Posted by atomicalex View Post
      Extra unfortunate for me as the flour is out, too!

      Oh well. I am at least making diet progress. I can now count the days I need "off" to recover from diet screw ups, so there is that. And I know what ot avoid. That is huge.

      Gotta cook fast tonight. Hmmmmmm..... What can I do with my new range?
      Fast-cooking corn, just what you need!


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      What you lack in obsessive compulsions you make up for in debauchery.

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