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      06-25-2019 12:50 PM #185351
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      06-25-2019 12:51 PM #185352
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      FYI, you are one of my favorite people on earth.
      Back at cha, bunny ears!

      I mean... That is the kind of profile a chick looking for a burly guy would have.
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      06-25-2019 12:55 PM #185353
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      Ola
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      Aloha
      Privyet.


      Quote Originally Posted by davewg View Post
      Elder son just got his fall coop location assignment from GE Aviation - West Chester, OH. I think that was his first choice.

      Super excited for him....
      Congrats to him, sounds like he's making great choices and doors are opening for him.


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      FYI, you are one of my favorite people on earth.
      The Kat Experience is even better in person.
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      06-25-2019 12:56 PM #185354
      Quote Originally Posted by DonL View Post
      Privyet.
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      06-25-2019 12:59 PM #185355
      Watching a cataract surgery directly after lunch was a dumb thing to do.
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      06-25-2019 01:00 PM #185356
      Quote Originally Posted by SWeaty View Post
      That's fantastic!
      Thanks!

      Quote Originally Posted by DonL View Post
      Congrats to him, sounds like he's making great choices and doors are opening for him.
      Thanks - if this leads to a solid job some where post graduation in 18 months I'll be even happier for him.


      Quote Originally Posted by DonL View Post
      The Kat Experience is even better in person.
      First hand knowledge, eh?

      I still want to meet all of you dopes on here some day.
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      06-25-2019 01:02 PM #185357
      Quote Originally Posted by Woodski View Post
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      This is the voice of experience, so take it for what you will:

      You're a good looking guy, but you look like the male version of Overly Attached Girlfriend in this photo, and that's going to scare prospects away.

      You look overly enthusiastic. That's going to get you nothing but girls looking to friend-zone a guy for back massages who will then proceed to send you home frustrated
      I keep up with traffic with only 90 hp. What's your superpower?
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      06-25-2019 01:02 PM #185358
      Quote Originally Posted by davewg View Post
      I still want to meet all of you dopes on here some day.
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      06-25-2019 01:04 PM #185359
      Quote Originally Posted by Surf Green View Post
      like the male version of Overly Attached Girlfriend in this photo
      I follow her on IG. She's pretty rad with rescue dogs.

      Matt,
      Agreed that you're a handsome guy, just need a better profile shot, something a little more casual and not so "super up close". Take my advice with a grain of salt as I'm super critical of myself all the time
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      06-25-2019 01:04 PM #185360
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for an aSS View Post
      Watching a cataract surgery directly after lunch was a dumb thing to do.
      I've had cataract surgery. I'd guess it's easier to have the surgery than it is to watch it. Having it was very uneventful
      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      I don't want the butt herp on my schwantz either.

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      06-25-2019 01:07 PM #185361
      Quote Originally Posted by SWeaty View Post
      I follow her on IG. She's pretty rad with rescue dogs.
      And she's a Hufflepuff.
      I keep up with traffic with only 90 hp. What's your superpower?
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      06-25-2019 01:07 PM #185362
      Quote Originally Posted by ForTheWin View Post
      Glee wasn't a bad show. My favorite was the ditzy blonde cheerleader. "So... dolphins are just gay sharks?"
      Brittany S. Pierce - she was my favorite as well.

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      06-25-2019 01:13 PM #185363
      Quote Originally Posted by SWeaty View Post
      We're still scratching our heads on that one.

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      06-25-2019 01:13 PM #185364
      Quote Originally Posted by Woodski View Post


      Just reset it.

      I don't want to be too much or like, not have it so they can't ask any questions.
      Quote Originally Posted by Surf Green View Post
      This is the voice of experience, so take it for what you will:

      You're a good looking guy, but you look like the male version of Overly Attached Girlfriend in this photo, and that's going to scare prospects away.

      You look overly enthusiastic. That's going to get you nothing but girls looking to friend-zone a guy for back massages who will then proceed to send you home frustrated
      Agreed. This should not be your first picture, this coming from a guy that goes both ways. Find a picture in which you look confident and at ease. Don't be afraid to smile with your teeth too- often times when you don't it gives off the vibe that you're hiding something. And I assume you have multiple pics- make sure there's a full body one in there.
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      06-25-2019 01:25 PM #185365
      ^^he's got a point. I'll toss out you can post up what you have for pics. We'll rate them (and you know most of us will only make fun of ya because we're friends) and pic out a winner.
      My glass is half-full of empty

    17. 06-25-2019 01:29 PM #185366
      Quote Originally Posted by Surf Green View Post
      And she's a Hufflepuff.
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      06-25-2019 01:54 PM #185367
      Quote Originally Posted by atomicalex View Post
      Dude. You read like a guy who wants to find a buddy to hang out with for beers. Seriously. Nothing in there says "I would like to meet a female and possibly bond sufficiently that we can sex".

      You need to offer something - interesting food interest, hentai collection, maybe some tickets to Cedar Point?
      I'm hella boring. I just go to work and come home and play video games lmao.

      Quote Originally Posted by ForTheWin View Post
      One thing that gives me endless fits of confusion about our service department is how they divvy out loaners. For example: We currently have a lady whose entire interior was drenched due to a bad leak. Seals around the sunroof failed and with how it's been raining lately, it was inevitable. Her replacement parts are currently here and have been for at least two weeks. The only reason she didn't leave her car here was because service could not give her a loaner.

      However, they had no problems finding a loaner for another lady who came in complaining about radio issues. Turns out her antenna got broken somehow. How is it they can give a loaner to someone who needs a new antenna, but the lady who needs a new interior gets nothing?

      This is a common theme with them.
      The water leak customer could be a ****ty customer or wrecked a loaner in the past.
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      06-25-2019 02:06 PM #185368
      ....and my younger son's HS graduation was a week ago yesterday...just got word one of his classmates was killed in an ATV accident yesterday.

      We did not know the family, though my son said he was in classes with him. Regardless, how horribly and incredibly sad. I can't even imagine....

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      06-25-2019 02:08 PM #185369
      Quote Originally Posted by Woodski View Post
      I'm hella boring. I just go to work and come home and play video games lmao.
      I've seen worse things to put in an dating profile, but it's a start I guess.

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      06-25-2019 02:08 PM #185370
      New manager of my old department has been coming to me a lot lately. Seems like he is finding out all the things the golden girls ignored and didn’t want to use/learn. I think this is a good thing and I seem to have a good rapport with him so far. Should things ever change and I end up back in that group. It will be good to have a good working relationship with him and have him know my strengths.

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      06-25-2019 02:09 PM #185371
      Quote Originally Posted by @McMike View Post
      Nah, just an complete idiot. A few years later she had a baby in a toilet because she didn't know she was pregnant.
      Quote Originally Posted by ForTheWin View Post
      How else could she not know?
      There are ways. Outside of the body shutting that whole thing down. I don't want to get into specifics, but there's a lot that can impact indicators of pregnancy, miscarriages, etc.

      Quote Originally Posted by atomicalex View Post
      Dude. You read like a guy who wants to find a buddy to hang out with for beers. Seriously. Nothing in there says "I would like to meet a female and possibly bond sufficiently that we can sex".

      You need to offer something - interesting food interest, hentai collection, maybe some tickets to Cedar Point?
      You should send him some of your industrial adhesives so he can make a lasting connection.
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      06-25-2019 02:10 PM #185372
      Quote Originally Posted by davewg View Post
      ....and my younger son's HS graduation was a week ago yesterday...just got word one of his classmates was killed in an ATV accident yesterday.

      We did not know the family, though my son said he was in classes with him. Regardless, how horribly and incredibly sad. I can't even imagine....

      That’s very sad. I had something similar happen when I graduated high school. A classmate of mine swerved off the road and hit a telephone pole a week after graduation. Car caught fire and no one could get close enough to the car to get him out.
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      06-25-2019 02:10 PM #185373


      Reportedly has big Texas longhorns mounted to the front too. #classy
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      I don't want the butt herp on my schwantz either.

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      06-25-2019 02:24 PM #185374
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      I need an old big body BMW like I need a hole in my head.

      Turns out I already have five holes in my head.

      Would another be that bad?
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      Asking OT for relationship advice makes about as much sense as asking TCL what car to buy.
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      06-25-2019 02:54 PM #185375
      Quote Originally Posted by SWeaty View Post
      I beat this level on Call of the Duty
      Was that privyet or Pripyat?


      Quote Originally Posted by davewg View Post
      First hand knowledge, eh?

      I still want to meet all of you dopes on here some day.
      Yes, it was. We've hung out before at local events or parties.

      I still want to catch up to others here as well, too. The Chicago GTG was a lot of fun, but I don't travel as much as I'd like to get to other regions where some of you guys are. I'm going to miss Lord Andy while he's in town in a couple weeks when I'm on vacation.
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