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      Today 06:17 PM #195351
      after I try imbed I have to do a captcha not a robot check...
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      Today 06:21 PM #195352
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      Csb:

      Was behind a person in slow stop-go traffic today. I could clearly see her phone screen since it was mounted to her windshield directly in front of her above the dash, right in the line of sight most people might reserve for driving use.

      At first as I saw the screen flash with people shapes, I figured she was just a dumbass watching a show.

      Then I realized that the screen shape was mimicking her movements. She must be FaceTimeing while driving. Dumbass.

      Then I realized- wait, when you FaceTime the “big” picture is the other person. She was just watching herself in the phone screen. Flipping hair, changing zoom, just staring. What in the actual hell is wrong with people? .


      And yes, all four corners of the car looked like the person didn’t pay much attention to where they are.

      I guess this fits here. Look carefully:

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      Today 06:26 PM #195353
      Quote Originally Posted by GreenandChrome View Post
      Camry driver?
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      Please tell me how this does. I have a massive amount of stuff I need to kill
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      Today 06:28 PM #195354
      You want the bbcode which is [ IMG ] the url pic link here [ / IMG ] with no spaces inside the brackets.

      so basically

      [IMG.]https://imgur.com/a/ZqV5FI5 [/IMG.]

      only no spaces.
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      Today 06:28 PM #195355
      Quote Originally Posted by VadGTI View Post
      I guess this fits here. Look carefully:


      The best part about my upcoming vacation is that I will not carry a phone for 7 days
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      Please tell me how this does. I have a massive amount of stuff I need to kill
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      Today 06:29 PM #195356
      Quote Originally Posted by GreenandChrome View Post
      because the stereotype "I'm not eating any foreign food."
      Have you been to the southeast? Coleslaw is considered 'Merica like guns and baby Jesus.


      The only true American food is pizza and twinkies.
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      Today 06:31 PM #195357
      Quote Originally Posted by GreenandChrome View Post
      Camry driver?
      Altima.

      One broken lens right rear taillight.
      One Camry dent left rear bumper.
      I will concede that I never saw the front of the car but I did see the drivers corner of the front bumper sticking way out from the fender so I am safe when I say it hit something or many things up there, too.


      Quote Originally Posted by VadGTI View Post
      I guess this fits here. Look carefully:
      I see a sticker on the window (don’t park here again sticker?) and a phone covering the instruments- but I. Can’t tell what he is watching.

      Dumbass, confirmed!
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      Today 06:35 PM #195358
      Quote Originally Posted by Strange Mud View Post
      This link works, but you have the wrong brackets around it. Your link has [url] [/.url] brackets and you should use image brackets with IMG inside the brackets and the / in the second one.

      On Imgue, you should be able to just copy the correct link. Pick the one with [img] at the start and at the end. Copy it there, paste it here
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      Today 06:36 PM #195359
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      Have you been to the southeast? Coleslaw is considered 'Merica like guns and baby Jesus.
      No, outside of most Western states I've only been to Oklahoma, Texas, and Florida.

      When I get BBQ, my sides are mac & cheese, baked beans, and cornbread.
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      Today 06:39 PM #195360
      Quote Originally Posted by PainKiller View Post


      The best part about my upcoming vacation is that I will not carry a phone for 7 days
      I know you think you're super cool that you aren't going to have to carry your dreaded phone for 7 days, but let's get real.

      You're going to want to look stuff up while you're there like the status of your return flight or the location of the best XYZ shop or at least where the best strip clubs are.

      Are you not going to even let someone know you made it and don't act like you'll be able to go 7 days without posting about or talking to your ex.
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      I’m formally agreeing whole heartedly with cockerpunk here.
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      Today 06:41 PM #195361
      Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
      I know you think you're super cool that you aren't going to have to carry your dreaded phone for 7 days, but let's get real.

      You're going to want to look stuff up while you're there like the status of your return flight or the location of the best XYZ shop or at least where the best strip clubs are.

      Are you not going to even let someone know you made it and don't act like you'll be able to go 7 days without posting about or talking to your ex.
      he'll have his laptop and tablet, so he can drunk s**tpost at night.

      but he won't have his phone...

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      Today 06:43 PM #195362
      Quote Originally Posted by GreenandChrome View Post
      he'll have his laptop and tablet, so he can drunk s**tpost at night.

      but he won't have his phone...

      He's gonna travel with 9lbs of laptop/tablet, but not with 12oz of phone. Makes perfect sense
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      Today 06:44 PM #195363
      Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
      He's gonna travel with 9lbs of laptop/tablet, but not with 12oz of phone. Makes perfect sense
      we know him too well.
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      Today 07:27 PM #195364
      Quote Originally Posted by VadGTI View Post
      I guess this fits here. Look carefully
      Triggered.

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      Today 08:00 PM #195365
      Quote Originally Posted by Cabin Pics View Post
      If you don't wear pants you'll just piss on the couch instead of the couch and your shorts.

      Less to clean up that way.
      Well there is a late game tonight, so I know what to do.

      Getting an early start



      Edit: now I think about it, my shorts absorbed all of the beer.
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      Today 08:10 PM #195366
      Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
      I know you think you're super cool that you aren't going to have to carry your dreaded phone for 7 days, but let's get real.

      You're going to want to look stuff up while you're there like the status of your return flight or the location of the best XYZ shop or at least where the best strip clubs are.

      Are you not going to even let someone know you made it and don't act like you'll be able to go 7 days without posting about or talking to your ex.
      I hate you...
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      Today 08:15 PM #195367
      Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
      I know you think you're super cool that you aren't going to have to carry your dreaded phone for 7 days, but let's get real.
      This statement doesn't work for me thankfully.

      **** the cellphone and it's implications on humanity.
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