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    1. Senior Member VWVan's Avatar
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      03-27-2019 06:34 PM #2752
      Quote Originally Posted by ForTheWin View Post
      "It's a simple calculus. Their honesty is finite, their facts are finite. If lies are left unchecked, the truth will cease to exist."




      Current ►► 2007 A3 2.0T DSG/OS/TP/CW/CP Ocean Blue —— Previous2003 TTQR 225hp Ocean Blue

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      03-27-2019 06:36 PM #2753
      Quote Originally Posted by VWVan View Post
      Did you get airlifted off the cruise ship?

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      03-27-2019 10:36 PM #2754
      Those piercings, though....

      Quote Originally Posted by Skot53 View Post
      Damn you and your odd statehood.
      Quote Originally Posted by jnm2.0t View Post
      I mean if you're so paranoid that you think the government has nothing better to do than fuxk with random people then not sure what to tell you.

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      03-27-2019 11:23 PM #2755
      Quote Originally Posted by funnee84bunny View Post
      this is why we should have a delete button.....

      VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

      There is a delete feature. Hit the edit button and then the delete ability becomes available.

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      03-28-2019 02:02 AM #2756
      Quote Originally Posted by spockcat View Post
      There is a delete feature. Hit the edit button and then the delete ability becomes available.
      Too bad it's just limited to your own posts in the forum. Not that I want to delete anyone else's posts... just delete something outside the Internet.

      Btw @funnee84bunny, those tit buoys are really hilarious!
      Last edited by absolutt; 03-28-2019 at 02:04 AM.
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      03-28-2019 09:44 AM #2757
      ^^^^^^^

      In my own defense I'm on the shorter side so I didn't see it all the way up there at the top. Ford knows no one wanted to see a double bewby post.......
      Quote Originally Posted by Skot53 View Post
      Damn you and your odd statehood.
      Quote Originally Posted by jnm2.0t View Post
      I mean if you're so paranoid that you think the government has nothing better to do than fuxk with random people then not sure what to tell you.

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      03-28-2019 12:04 PM #2758
      Hello? Hello? I cat hear you.


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      03-28-2019 02:04 PM #2759
      Patrick Stewart is fostering a rescued dog (Twitter).
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      03-28-2019 02:07 PM #2760
      Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Russells View Post
      Did you get airlifted off the cruise ship?
      Go on a cruise they said, go to the north atlantic in the winter they said, it would be fun they said.

      I would of tossed my cookies for sure if I was on that one

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      03-28-2019 05:10 PM #2762
      Quote Originally Posted by spockcat View Post
      Hello? Hello? I cat hear you.

      "I can barely hear you over all that purring. Are you on a land line?"

      "Nope. A Feline."

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      03-28-2019 05:34 PM #2763
      Quote Originally Posted by Mk1Madness
      Back when making your car faster and better handling was the big thing.
      Quote Originally Posted by Tavarish
      The car's best safety feature includes ejecting you in the moment of impact and wishing you the best of luck.
      Buy my couch!

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      03-28-2019 05:48 PM #2764
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      "I can barely hear you over all that purring. Are you on a land line?"

      "Nope. A Feline."


      Ringer set for vibrate only.

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      03-29-2019 07:23 AM #2765
      ^^^ Some of that guys comics are pretty good. They are called Strange Planet.





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      03-29-2019 07:36 AM #2766
      Those are awesome.

      I love that he's a fan of Gary Larson, and managed to similar enough, but still really unique.
      I keep up with traffic with only 90 hp. What's your superpower?
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      03-29-2019 08:03 AM #2767
      Quote Originally Posted by 20thAna3282 View Post
      ^^^ Some of that guys comics are pretty good. They are called Strange Planet.
      Big fan of Strange Planet. A couple of my favorites:





      Smooremin: "Dont worry. My corset really fills me out ."
      Sold Over Sticker: "The only difference between innuendo and flirting is the desired result. "
      KidL: "Dammit, Chippy! You're making bad choices!"

    19. 03-29-2019 08:21 AM #2768
      Quote Originally Posted by Captain Kirk, The Final Frontier
      Damn it, Bones, you're a doctor. You know that pain and guilt can't be taken away with a wave of a magic wand. They're the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away. I need my pain.

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      03-30-2019 12:30 PM #2769
      What the f**k happened to MTV?
      Music TeleVision..hello?
      This is the ACTUAL schedule for today.
      Checked just out of curiosity...





      Edit.. I just looked up MTV2 schedule.
      Also filled with trash or old reruns.
      I guess MTV is not even a thing anymore... kill them.
      Kill them all.

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      03-30-2019 12:32 PM #2770
      Quote Originally Posted by ForTheWin View Post
      Giggity
      Quote Originally Posted by Mk1Madness
      Back when making your car faster and better handling was the big thing.
      Quote Originally Posted by Tavarish
      The car's best safety feature includes ejecting you in the moment of impact and wishing you the best of luck.
      Buy my couch!

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      03-30-2019 12:32 PM #2771
      Quote Originally Posted by 20thAna3282 View Post
      ^^^ Some of that guys comics are pretty good. They are called Strange Planet.
      Reading those images caused rhythmical contractions of my diaphragm.

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      03-30-2019 12:34 PM #2772
      Quote Originally Posted by ForTheWin View Post
      Why are the walls different colors in the two pics?

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      03-30-2019 01:00 PM #2773
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      Why are the walls different colors in the two pics?


      Smooremin: "Dont worry. My corset really fills me out ."
      Sold Over Sticker: "The only difference between innuendo and flirting is the desired result. "
      KidL: "Dammit, Chippy! You're making bad choices!"

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      03-30-2019 03:17 PM #2774
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      I want my MTV
      Scoff all you want, but someone at the wheel knows what they are doing.

      I miss what it once was too, but we are no longer their demographic. We aged out.

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      03-30-2019 05:07 PM #2775
      Quote Originally Posted by @McMike View Post
      we are no longer their demographic. We aged out.
      I happen to like Ridiculousness.
      Quote Originally Posted by @McMike View Post
      We can not be trusted.

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