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      08-14-2019 08:16 AM #3476
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      Why does that baby remind me of Chucky.

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      08-14-2019 10:31 AM #3477
      Vaseline fact - it was the subject of a huge and hilarious lawsuit between my former employer, EF Houghton, and J&J, who both claimed to have invented it.

      J&J was found to have invented Vaseline, and EFH was found to have invented Cosmoline. Total King Solomon finding.
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      08-14-2019 11:08 AM #3478
      Quote Originally Posted by atomicalex View Post
      Vaseline fact - it was the subject of a huge and hilarious lawsuit between my former employer, EF Houghton, and J&J, who both claimed to have invented it.

      J&J was found to have invented Vaseline, and EFH was found to have invented Cosmoline. Total King Solomon finding.
      What do you mean by king Solomon?
      Is that a reference to "wanting to cut a baby in half to split between the two women claiming it" story, and giving the baby to the woman that didn't want the baby cut in half because she was the sane one?

      Hmm..does that mean they are almost the same thing just one meets EU Pharmacopoeia standards on purity, and the other doesn't?

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      08-14-2019 11:21 AM #3479
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      Why does that baby remind me of Chucky.
      I thought the same thing.


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      I found the original in a minute and a half.




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      08-16-2019 06:53 PM #3482
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      08-16-2019 08:27 PM #3483
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      08-17-2019 04:47 PM #3484
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      I'm surprised no firemen added their two cents.
      Or would that be firepeople?
      Are there firewomen? Seems like it might be hard to get them off the pole.







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      08-19-2019 12:43 AM #3485
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      08-19-2019 12:17 PM #3486
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      I'm surprised no firemen added their two cents.
      Or would that be firepeople?
      Are there firewomen? Seems like it might be hard to get them off the pole.





      or being Jewish

      Not a picture for it, but:

      California city votes to ban gendered words as 'manhole' becomes 'maintenance hole'


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      08-19-2019 01:40 PM #3487
      Quote Originally Posted by VWVan View Post
      or being Jewish

      Not a picture for it, but:

      California city votes to ban gendered words as 'manhole' becomes 'maintenance hole'
      Meh, they're "maintenance access" or "[X] utility access" in official docs around here. "Manhole" is always in quotes as a colloquial.

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      08-19-2019 09:31 PM #3489
      Millennials..











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      08-20-2019 01:08 PM #3491
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      Millennials..


      Ok.. I thought "this must be fake".
      Nope.
      The channel is "hiding in my room".
      Some newer video titles:
      "My wife won't let me buy a life size LOVE doll"
      "My experience paying for sex in japan"
      "Why I hate my wife"
      "please STOP leaking my noods"
      "Why I still live with mum at age 30"
      'Feeling depressed, lonely and bored - Life in Germany sücks"
      "I got BANNED on tinder"
      etc....

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      08-21-2019 01:15 PM #3493
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      signatures are annoying, right?

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      MSN published this from a "what'd Vegas look like your birth year"
      Making people aware of the Dunning-Kruger affliction. If someone you know is afflicted with Dunning-Kruger, please help. #knowthecure
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      Yesterday 08:34 PM #3495
      Quote Originally Posted by GreenandChrome View Post
      MSN published this from a "what'd Vegas look like your birth year"
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      Sold Over Sticker: "The only difference between innuendo and flirting is the desired result. "
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      Yesterday 11:28 PM #3496
      Quote Originally Posted by DonL View Post

      ftfy
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