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      02-12-2019 02:26 PM #1
      WTF: https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/ma...210-story.html


      And this is a person of interest:



      She looks Asian. Chinese maybe. And I say Chinese b/c their dating/marriage culture can be downright bizarre:



      Make sure you check out 3:38. It's like a livestock auction site

      Regarding the son, I can't say if he's embarrassed or he's down. I say 50/50. He's probably one of those engineering major with permanent bed-head who absolutely have no social skills. And his moms just wants him to get laid If that's so then just hire a prostitute!

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      02-12-2019 02:28 PM #2
      And oh, the presenter is Japanese. I'm sure he's like: "And the world thinks Japan is weird with its tentacle porn?"

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      02-12-2019 02:34 PM #3
      Quote Originally Posted by mx5er View Post
      Regarding the son, I can't say if he's embarrassed or he's down. I say 50/50. He's probably one of those engineering major with permanent bed-head who absolutely have no social skills. And his moms just wants him to get laid If that's so then just hire a prostitute!
      It's weird, Asian/Chinese chicks can be some of the most beautiful in the world, and also some of the ugliest with the bad teeth, etc. Like very little middle ground.
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      My wife wanted a SUV with a manual transmission. I suggested a Wrangler, she said no way, too masculine

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      02-12-2019 02:45 PM #4
      Quote Originally Posted by The_Real_Stack View Post
      and also some of the ugliest with the bad teeth, etc.
      I was watching some video where a youtuber was going around the streets of Tokyo asking the locals if they could be a foreigner for one day, who would they pick?

      So some of the responses were, British, Spaniard, Russian etc. Then one girl said Korean. She said she wants to dress up in cute clothes, make-up and hang out in a cute cafe in Seoul. But then I see the girl and I'm like, dude, the way she dresses and does her hair etc., she could blend right in one of those cute cafes in the trendy part of Seoul.

      But yeah, she might wanna work on her teeth though

    6. 02-12-2019 03:17 PM #5
      Quote Originally Posted by mx5er View Post

      He's probably one of those engineering major with permanent bed-head who absolutely have no social skills.
      I lol'd

      I had more than a few Asian friend sthat fit this description but one of them actually had the social skills. It was amazing, he was like 5'3 and 100 lbs in college but super outgoing. The Asian girls loved him and he was usually juggling two at at time. he really made it look easy...

      another one of my Asian friends though was like 6 foot and jacked but couldn't talk to girls at all and refused to talk to any Asian girls all throughout college. Virgin until he met his wife in med school who was Asian lol.

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      02-12-2019 03:25 PM #6
      Quote Originally Posted by Fahrbomb View Post

      It was amazing, he was like 5'3 and 100 lbs in college but super outgoing. The Asian girls loved him and he was usually juggling two at at time. he really made it look easy...
      Playa!!!

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      02-12-2019 03:30 PM #7
      I just noticed the pic of the moms. The one on the left. I think she's roamin' in the stacks!!! Seriously? What the hell is she doin' there? So moms is grabbing any girl that is breathing and showing pics of her son (with bed-head)

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      02-12-2019 06:09 PM #8
      Mom needs to read the book:



      Marriage isn't what it used to be, especially if you're college educated and can take care of yourself without needing a second income.

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      02-13-2019 10:16 PM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by AZGolf View Post
      Mom needs to read the book:



      Marriage isn't what it used to be, especially if you're college educated and can take care of yourself without needing a second income.

      Truer words haven't been spoken.

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      02-13-2019 10:30 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by AZGolf View Post
      Marriage isn't what it used to be, especially if you're college educated and can take care of yourself without needing a second income.
      I dunno, I still would love to find someone to marry into a DINK. With all that extra money, think of all the car parts!

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