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    1. Member The_Real_Stack's Avatar
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      05-17-2019 02:31 PM #1
      It isn’t just my good looks after all...


      Tired of swiping right all day and getting no bites on your online dating profile? Allow us to help with some solid automotive consumer advice: Put a Jeep in one or more of your photos. According to dating site Zoosk, which in conjunction with the website askmen analyzed more than 15 million online dating photos of men and women, images that include Jeeps boosted messages from potential conquests by 243 percent.

      https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a2...4x6pGB8oV2UVEP
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      My wife wanted a SUV with a manual transmission. I suggested a Wrangler, she said no way, too masculine

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    3. 05-17-2019 02:34 PM #2
      Quote Originally Posted by The_Real_Stack View Post
      It isn’t just my good looks after all...





      https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a2...4x6pGB8oV2UVEP
      I mean, congrats, but I think most guys here are looking for women.

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      05-17-2019 02:35 PM #3
      Your Friday afternoon going slowly too I take it?
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      05-17-2019 02:36 PM #4
      Quote Originally Posted by MisterTroy View Post
      I mean, congrats, but I think most guys here are looking for women.
      Quote Originally Posted by Volkl View Post
      My wife wanted a SUV with a manual transmission. I suggested a Wrangler, she said no way, too masculine

    6. 05-17-2019 02:36 PM #5
      Quote Originally Posted by 0dd_j0b View Post
      Your Friday afternoon going slowly too I take it?
      Very slow today

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      05-17-2019 02:37 PM #6
      Quote Originally Posted by MisterTroy View Post
      I mean, congrats, but I think most guys here are looking for women.





      Or.... women who would not be somehow encouraged by a Jeep in a dating profile.


      And before anyone.. I know, I know. It's a Jeep Thing.

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      05-17-2019 02:37 PM #7
      Quote Originally Posted by 0dd_j0b View Post
      Your Friday afternoon going slowly too I take it?
      Post lunch poop
      Quote Originally Posted by Volkl View Post
      My wife wanted a SUV with a manual transmission. I suggested a Wrangler, she said no way, too masculine

    9. 05-17-2019 02:56 PM #8
      on a separate note. Never trust a woman who drives a jeep wrangler. ever.

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      05-17-2019 03:10 PM #9
      Half the photos in this gallery could double for dating profile pics
      http://www.cardomain.com/ride/210158...photo-gallery/

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      05-17-2019 03:13 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by @McMike View Post
      Half the photos in this gallery could double for dating profile pics
      http://www.cardomain.com/ride/210158...photo-gallery/
      She definitely f*cks.

      The woman on the Jeep, that is.
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      Quote Originally Posted by cockerpunk View Post
      maybe its just me, but i wouldnt put anything in the circle of "unrealistic" when it comes to sex.

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      05-17-2019 03:15 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by Fahrbomb View Post
      on a separate note. Never trust a woman who drives a jeep wrangler. ever.
      This is true.

      What is also true - Not everyone on Zoosk is f**kin.
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      05-17-2019 03:17 PM #12
      Ralph Gilles must've been insufferable this week.

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      05-17-2019 03:24 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by Fahrbomb View Post
      on a separate note. Never trust a woman who drives a jeep wrangler. ever.
      Also never trust a woman who would date a guy who drives a Jeep Wrangler.

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      05-17-2019 03:33 PM #14
      Zoosk is still a thing?

      Clarkson would make a Grindr joke here.

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      05-17-2019 03:36 PM #15
      So get a stinger to poke 'er?

      Light bars to lose bras?

      Lift kit to lick c...?
      Nirvana.

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      05-17-2019 03:39 PM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by @McMike View Post
      Half the photos in this gallery could double for dating profile pics
      http://www.cardomain.com/ride/210158...photo-gallery/
      Cardomain?

      Quote Originally Posted by Volkl View Post
      My wife wanted a SUV with a manual transmission. I suggested a Wrangler, she said no way, too masculine

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      05-17-2019 03:53 PM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by Yuppie Scum View Post
      Zoosk is still a thing?
      this
      Quote Originally Posted by ice4life View Post
      Sounds great. Maybe I'm just a fascist and didn't know it.. I don't know if I even care anymore.

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      05-17-2019 04:01 PM #18
      Jeeps, lol.

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      05-17-2019 04:06 PM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by VarianceVQ View Post
      So get a stinger to poke 'er?

      Light bars to lose bras?

      Lift kit to lick c...?
      I hear Dana's rear-end is the one to have under you.
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      05-17-2019 04:11 PM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by The_Real_Stack View Post
      Cardomain?

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      Quote Originally Posted by cockerpunk View Post
      maybe its just me, but i wouldnt put anything in the circle of "unrealistic" when it comes to sex.

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      05-17-2019 04:13 PM #21
      "Jeeps boosted messages from potential conquests"

      That's not a very PC word when talking about dating.

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      05-17-2019 04:15 PM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      "Jeeps boosted messages from potential conquests"

      That's not a very PC word when talking about dating.
      **** crawling was blocked.
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      05-17-2019 04:25 PM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      **** crawling was blocked.
      What about crawling while ****ing?
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      Quote Originally Posted by cockerpunk View Post
      maybe its just me, but i wouldnt put anything in the circle of "unrealistic" when it comes to sex.

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      05-17-2019 04:31 PM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by Cabin Pics View Post
      What about crawling while ****ing?
      You've gotta go really slow and drop those pressures. If that approach angle is too steep then a shaft will be bent and everyone is out of commission.
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