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    1. How do I resize a picture? Cabin Pics's Avatar
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      05-17-2019 04:35 PM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      You've gotta go really slow and drop those pressures. If that approach angle is too steep then a shaft will be bent and everyone is out of commission.
      Slow to start but once you're locked in you can go full bananas.
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      Quote Originally Posted by cockerpunk View Post
      maybe its just me, but i wouldnt put anything in the circle of "unrealistic" when it comes to sex.

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      05-17-2019 05:33 PM #27


      If the Jeep's a rockin'...
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      05-17-2019 05:38 PM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by Cabin Pics View Post
      Slow to start but once you're locked in you can go full bananas.
      Make sure you undo the bikini top first.
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      05-17-2019 06:19 PM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      Make sure you undo the bikini top first.
      Every gentleman starts with the top, then you blow the doors off.
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      Quote Originally Posted by cockerpunk View Post
      maybe its just me, but i wouldnt put anything in the circle of "unrealistic" when it comes to sex.

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      05-17-2019 08:31 PM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by Lwize View Post
      Thats not a Jeep.

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      05-17-2019 09:01 PM #32
      Quote Originally Posted by Fahrbomb View Post
      on a separate note. Never trust a woman who drives a jeep wrangler. ever.
      Anything that repeatably bleeds for five+ days and does not die cannot be trusted, period.

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    10. 05-17-2019 09:24 PM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      "Jeeps boosted messages from potential conquests"

      That's not a very PC word when talking about dating.
      You'd prefer "Starions"?

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      05-17-2019 10:50 PM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by The_Real_Stack View Post
      It isn’t just my good looks after all...
      Forget the Jeep, you had me at donuts.


      Quote Originally Posted by tvrbob View Post
      You'd prefer "Starions"?
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      Smooremin: "Dont worry. My corset really fills me out ."
      Sold Over Sticker: "The only difference between innuendo and flirting is the desired result. "
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      05-17-2019 11:13 PM #36
      Quote Originally Posted by Fahrbomb View Post
      on a separate note. Never trust a woman who drives a jeep wrangler. ever.
      I f***ed one. She was hot, and she had a boyfriend lol.

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      05-18-2019 05:54 AM #37
      Quote Originally Posted by Ark6 View Post
      she had a boyfriend lol.
      What was he like?
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      05-18-2019 06:21 AM #38
      Quote Originally Posted by Ark6 View Post
      I f***ed one. She was hot, and she had a boyfriend lol.
      This pretty much proves the point that they can't be trusted.

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      05-18-2019 08:10 AM #39
      I Cummins'd my ex's Jeep and have been paying for it for years now.



      She was a red headed Jeep owner, 404 stereotypes not found

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      05-18-2019 10:39 AM #40
      Quote Originally Posted by Fahrbomb View Post
      on a separate note. Never trust a woman who drives a jeep wrangler. ever.
      Ex was crazy, can confirm.

      I am a "Jeep guy" and she had a 4cyl TJ. Worst motor ever, of course it blew up around 200K. Then the replacement engine caused issues a short while later, upgraded to an entirely different Jeep 4.0L around the time we were breaking up.
      Quote Originally Posted by cockerpunk View Post
      yes, i am bored by FWD driving dynamics, and anyone who doesn't drive there cars to the limits and the beyond.

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      05-18-2019 03:11 PM #43


      I'd be just as happy with her if she was next to Fiat Multipla

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      05-18-2019 11:23 PM #44
      Quote Originally Posted by antilock View Post


      I'd be just as happy with her if she was next to Fiat Multipla
      Nope, judging by her skinny legs she has no ass.

      I like asses.
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      Quote Originally Posted by cockerpunk View Post
      maybe its just me, but i wouldnt put anything in the circle of "unrealistic" when it comes to sex.

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      05-19-2019 12:09 AM #45
      Quote Originally Posted by Cabin Pics View Post
      Nope, judging by her skinny legs she has no ass.

      I like asses.
      You have skinny legs and no ass.
      Quote Originally Posted by Volkl View Post
      My wife wanted a SUV with a manual transmission. I suggested a Wrangler, she said no way, too masculine

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      05-19-2019 12:15 AM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by Cabin Pics View Post
      Nope, judging by her skinny legs she has no ass.

      I like asses.
      You forgot the war paint.

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      05-19-2019 09:41 PM #47
      Quote Originally Posted by The_Real_Stack View Post
      You have skinny legs and no ass.
      I don't have to look at my skinny legs and lack of ass when I'm having sex with myself.
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      Quote Originally Posted by cockerpunk View Post
      maybe its just me, but i wouldnt put anything in the circle of "unrealistic" when it comes to sex.

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      05-19-2019 09:46 PM #48
      Quote Originally Posted by antilock View Post
      I'd be just as happy with her if she was next to Fiat Multipla
      But in the spirit of the thread, would you be more or less attracted to her if she were next to a Jeep?... because that's a KIA Retona.


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      05-19-2019 10:03 PM #49
      I know about 15 people whom own wranglers and Rubicons.

      One guy in particular stands out.
      He's always talking about his Jeep as if its the damn savior of the world.
      Hes gotten it lifted, put meaty tires on, installed rows of lights, gotten rid of all the doors, etc etc. He's even got a foot rest on the outside for long trips.
      His favorite past time is also talking about how he either A)Schooled a Miata once in a drag race -okay, sure- or B)Goes offroading in it if the topic is ever brought up. Have never seen a speck of dirt on the thing, and have asked for images or videos but he never has any...

      Not to say all Jeep drivers are bad though. I've known some real humble ones.

      TL;DR -He slays mad puss
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      05-19-2019 10:18 PM #50
      Quote Originally Posted by Disgruntled Ziemniak View Post
      B)Goes offroading in it if the topic is ever brought up. Have never seen a speck of dirt on the thing, and have asked for images or videos but he never has any...

      Not to say all Jeep drivers are bad though. I've known some real humble ones.

      TL;DR -He slays mad puss
      My Jeep f***s and slays mad puss too.

      https://youtu.be/eGPLqq3MSmM

      (Video by my buddy who has the silver 4G 4Runner, Jeep makes guest appearances. Plus I shot about 1/3 of that footage. )
      Quote Originally Posted by Volkl View Post
      My wife wanted a SUV with a manual transmission. I suggested a Wrangler, she said no way, too masculine

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