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      07-22-2019 01:42 PM #1
      Everyone has their own pet peeves

      So what does your partner do that makes you nuts? And how do you deal with it?
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      Please tell me how this does. I have a massive amount of stuff I need to kill
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      Sprinkle some of your personality on it.
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      07-22-2019 02:16 PM #2
      - Instead of putting back items from the kitchen she leaves them out and puts everything away at the end. So I follow behind her and put stuff back where it goes.

      - Refuses to learn technology. Something so simple she wont try and learn it.

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      07-22-2019 02:22 PM #4
      Mostly petty stuff

      - Can't seem to park in the same place in the garage, like ever, a fair bit of the time she's too far to my side and makes it hard to get out
      - When cooking she seems to use as many pans/dishes/utensils and humanly possible
      - When cooking doesn't wash her hands before grabbing the fridge handle and leaves crap all over it
      - When using condiments she'll leave them on the counter, lids off, and cleans them up after eating
      - Leaves like twelve pairs of shoes (not exaggerating) by the door because she might use them again in four days, instead of in the closet
      - Her idea of a full dishwasher load is like 2/3 full, if that
      - Doesn't rinse the sink out after brushing her teeth

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      07-22-2019 02:25 PM #5
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      - Refuses to learn technology. Something so simple she wont try and learn it.
      Not just tech, ANYTHING. It's always "I don't know how do to that" "did you try?" "don't argue just do it for me please"

      also,

      -never puts stuff in dishwasher; puts a water glass in the sink. you don't even have to rinse it just put it in the dishwasher!!!!

      -makes up arbitrary deadlines to do stuff and then is annoyed if we don't meet them; "let's leave at 3PM" <game goes into OT> "hey I need 10 more min" "what we need to leave now!" "uhh, no we don't."

      -makes lots of plans that require me to be somewhere or to be home with the kids without discussing with me
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      My wife wanted a SUV with a manual transmission. I suggested a Wrangler, she said no way, too masculine

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      07-22-2019 02:36 PM #6
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for an aSS View Post
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      Yeeeeeeeup.

      I do everything, and I do it wrong. So maybe you should ask her. Unless this is actually her posing as Painkiller. In which case,

      Not today, bitch!
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      07-22-2019 02:41 PM #7
      THIS ! Who does this isht

      Last edited by PainKiller; 07-22-2019 at 02:46 PM.
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr Miyagi View Post
      Please tell me how this does. I have a massive amount of stuff I need to kill
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      07-22-2019 02:43 PM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Russells View Post
      - Can't seem to park in the same place in the garage, like ever, a fair bit of the time she's too far to my side and makes it hard to get out
      The girl I most recently dated would always park in a different spot, Def hate that.. I have a ton of driveway but still , why not just use the same space every time
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      Please tell me how this does. I have a massive amount of stuff I need to kill
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      07-22-2019 02:45 PM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      In which case,

      Not today, bitch!


      I'm not sure if I'm supposed to laugh or be upset at this
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr Miyagi View Post
      Please tell me how this does. I have a massive amount of stuff I need to kill
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      07-22-2019 02:53 PM #10
      Not existing. Its infuriating.

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      07-22-2019 03:00 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by PainKiller View Post
      The girl I most recently dated would always park in a different spot, Def hate that.. I have a ton of driveway but still , why not just use the same space every time
      We have a nice concrete driveway, which is scored down the center, so it's REAL easy to tell which side is which. She consistently parks on or over the center line, knowing I have to park next to her. whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy
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      My wife wanted a SUV with a manual transmission. I suggested a Wrangler, she said no way, too masculine

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      07-22-2019 03:24 PM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Russells View Post
      Mostly petty stuff
      Same.

      It's not the way I do it, and my way is the best way to do it, so it makes no sense why she would do it any other way than the best way.

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      07-22-2019 03:45 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by PainKiller View Post


      I'm not sure if I'm supposed to laugh or be upset at this

      I'm upset enough for the both us. You've done enough today, honey. You just relax while I go walk the dog, buy groceries, bring them home, put them away, vacuum, work out, shower, cook, and serve you.
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      07-22-2019 03:57 PM #14
      Gets mad when I adjust her breasts for her.


      I'm just making sure they're aligned.... properly supported.

      ....just tryin' to help. sheeesh
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      07-22-2019 04:24 PM #15
      Quote Originally Posted by 2.DOH. View Post
      Gets mad when I adjust her breasts for her.


      I'm just making sure they're aligned.... properly supported.

      ....just tryin' to help. sheeesh
      When I paid for my ex to have her bewb job I was told I could "massage them any time I wanted" ... she honored that too ... I think that's one thing I miss the most
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      Please tell me how this does. I have a massive amount of stuff I need to kill
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      07-22-2019 04:27 PM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      I'm upset enough for the both us. You've done enough today, honey. You just relax while I go walk the dog, buy groceries, bring them home, put them away, vacuum, work out, shower, cook, and serve you.
      This would never fly with me. Total deal breaker.

      When I'm put in this position, I sing Paula Cole - Where Have All The Cowboys Gone

      That would always get the point across
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      Please tell me how this does. I have a massive amount of stuff I need to kill
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      07-22-2019 05:21 PM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by PainKiller View Post
      This would never fly with me. Total deal breaker.
      When you look at the facts:

      Three pronged forks growing up

      Lives in NYC and hates it.

      Deals with a girlfriend like that

      Doesn't it make sense that I'm such a bitch all the time?
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      07-22-2019 05:28 PM #18
      I almost replied to this thread. But for all I know...

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      07-22-2019 05:49 PM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      When you look at the facts:

      Three pronged forks growing up

      Lives in NYC and hates it.

      Deals with a girlfriend like that

      Doesn't it make sense that I'm such a bitch all the time?
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr Miyagi View Post
      Please tell me how this does. I have a massive amount of stuff I need to kill
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      07-22-2019 09:08 PM #20
      Driving. Seriously, for Andy's sake, pay attention to what's going on around you. And how about not check out on your phone so often, especially when it's time for KidL to go to bed. "Oh, she's down?"

      And just because you know a song doesn't mean it's time for full volume carpool karaoke.

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      Kitty stuff, that's all I've got. For now...

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      Squeezes toothpaste tubes in the middle of the tube. Drivers me insane.

      I now buy those plastic bottle toothpastes.

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      07-22-2019 09:58 PM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by Silver_arrow12! View Post
      Squeezes toothpaste tubes in the middle of the tube. Drivers me insane.

      I now buy those plastic bottle toothpastes.

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