I’m glad you’re okay. I’ve seen a couple of relatively mild wrecks involving full dressers. Both of them were hit by drivers changing lanes without looking, both bikes launched themselves into high siding after sliding for a bit when the front wheel csughtbsomethung on the road. It sounds like that’s likely what happened to you.
Also - can we put Enzo Dude in there? That’s a lotta people standing around holding onto a bike that won’t move.